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Lion... Cuck Joke
6 years ago
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When misguided public opinion honors what is despicable and despises what is honorable, punishes virtue and rewards vice, encourages what is harmful and discourages what is useful, applauds falsehood and smothers truth under indifference or insult, a nation turns its back on progress and can be restored only by the terrible lessons of catastrophe. – Frederic Bastiat
Lion...
A monkey approached the king of the jungle and started taunting him.
"You stupid jerk! You can't do anything to me!" The lioness, who lay nearby, looked at the lion, surprised that he appeared to be completely unphased.
The monkey went on. "Imma fuck your momma, you stupid lion!"
The huge lion kept ignoring the monkey, so the lioness asked him, "Honey, are you simply going to allow this peasant to disrespect you? Aren't you the king of the jungle? Do something!"
"Ignore him," said the lion. "He's just a stupid monkey and isn't worth our time."
"Yesterday I fucked your wife reaaaal good and she liked it!" shouted the monkey.
"That's it," said the lioness. "I'll teach him a lesson and then we'll have a serious talk about self respect." She bounded off after the monkey who started swinging from tree to tree.
The lioness chased after the monkey. When he swung to the left, she darted left. When he swung to the right, she pounced to the right. Suddenly the monkey feigned missing the branch by a bit and he fell down among the roots of a great tree.
"Gotcha now, you little shit," said the lioness as she lunged toward the monkey. The crafty monkey was waiting for this to happen. The lioness, much larger than the agile little monkey, became stuck in the roots of the tree. Cackling, he climbed behind her, and fucked her to his heart's content with a dirty smile on his face.
That evening the lioness returned to her home silent. When she saw the lion she said, "You were right, I shouldn't have let that peasant monkey's taunting get to me."
The lion draped a paw around her shoulders consolingly and asked, "Did you get stuck in the tree roots too?"
A monkey approached the king of the jungle and started taunting him.
"You stupid jerk! You can't do anything to me!" The lioness, who lay nearby, looked at the lion, surprised that he appeared to be completely unphased.
The monkey went on. "Imma fuck your momma, you stupid lion!"
The huge lion kept ignoring the monkey, so the lioness asked him, "Honey, are you simply going to allow this peasant to disrespect you? Aren't you the king of the jungle? Do something!"
"Ignore him," said the lion. "He's just a stupid monkey and isn't worth our time."
"Yesterday I fucked your wife reaaaal good and she liked it!" shouted the monkey.
"That's it," said the lioness. "I'll teach him a lesson and then we'll have a serious talk about self respect." She bounded off after the monkey who started swinging from tree to tree.
The lioness chased after the monkey. When he swung to the left, she darted left. When he swung to the right, she pounced to the right. Suddenly the monkey feigned missing the branch by a bit and he fell down among the roots of a great tree.
"Gotcha now, you little shit," said the lioness as she lunged toward the monkey. The crafty monkey was waiting for this to happen. The lioness, much larger than the agile little monkey, became stuck in the roots of the tree. Cackling, he climbed behind her, and fucked her to his heart's content with a dirty smile on his face.
That evening the lioness returned to her home silent. When she saw the lion she said, "You were right, I shouldn't have let that peasant monkey's taunting get to me."
The lion draped a paw around her shoulders consolingly and asked, "Did you get stuck in the tree roots too?"
partners of the same cause LOL