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Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit...
6 years ago
When misguided public opinion honors what is despicable and despises what is honorable, punishes virtue and rewards vice, encourages what is harmful and discourages what is useful, applauds falsehood and smothers truth under indifference or insult, a nation turns its back on progress and can be restored only by the terrible lessons of catastrophe. – Frederic Bastiat
Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit live in the same forest, but they don't like each other.
One day, they come across a golden frog who offers them three wishes each. Mr. Bear wishes that all the other bears in the forest were female.
Mr. Rabbit wishes for a crash helmet.
Mr. Bear's second wish is that all the bears in the neighboring forests were female as well.
Mr. Rabbit wishes for a motorcycle.
Mr. Bear's final wish is that all the other bears in the world were female, leaving him the only male bear in the world.
Mr. Rabbit revs the engine of his motorcycle and says, "I wish that Mr. Bear was gay!" and rides off.
So someone on Sofurry sent me this link http://themetapicture.com/pic/image.....shes-comic.jpg
One day, they come across a golden frog who offers them three wishes each. Mr. Bear wishes that all the other bears in the forest were female.
Mr. Rabbit wishes for a crash helmet.
Mr. Bear's second wish is that all the bears in the neighboring forests were female as well.
Mr. Rabbit wishes for a motorcycle.
Mr. Bear's final wish is that all the other bears in the world were female, leaving him the only male bear in the world.
Mr. Rabbit revs the engine of his motorcycle and says, "I wish that Mr. Bear was gay!" and rides off.
So someone on Sofurry sent me this link http://themetapicture.com/pic/image.....shes-comic.jpg
I've heard this one with fox and rabbit. The fox wished for a female fox three times and the rabbit wanted a sack full carrots, a scooter and for his last wish he hops on his scooter and wishes that the fox becomes impotent.
Thank you. *Hugs & nibbles your ear*
moral of the fable: don't be so selfish