Finally reaching my quarter-life crisis age of 25! These last few years have been going fast, and this year's been particularly tumultuous, but things have finally been looking up on the second half of this year.

Some of you don't know me much but may want to show your appreciation to me with a gift! Well, no pressure, but I've compiled a wishlist below of little gifts I want if you feel inclined:

•Food
•Lots of food
•Just feed me yourself and all your friends
•Your eternal, unquestioning servitude
•Swear allegiance and name me as your King and God
•Forfeit your riches and any country or countries that you may own
•DESTROY MY ENEMIES IN MY NAME
•BEND YOUR KNEE BY MY THRONE AND WORSHIP ME

Again, no pressure. Hope you have a great Friday as well, and thanks for following me along my journey here!