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Birthday Demands
6 years ago
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Bark Bark!
My birthday is in effect for twenty four hours upon the midnight hour of 6/23. What this means is that from midnight, 6/23 to 23:59, it is my birthday. With the successful orbit of the planet once more, I have a list of demands to be met.
1) I want a pony
2) I want a statue of myself crafted in gold. Only the purest will do.
3) Upside down pineapple cake. ALL OF IT.
4) One BILLION dollars!
8) Pizza
33) Teach me to count
other number) Two SFW pics of Kealoha, fit for a lock screen and a phone background, so anyone who sees my phone will be well aware that I am a furry, and that's my good, fluffy boy.
If these demands are not met IN FULL... It's alright, it's a joke post anyway (Serious about the birthday boy on Sunday though). But by all means, take any of them seriously, and I'd be happy... Especially if you get me the billion dollars.
You have nineteen hours and twenty eight minutes as of now (4:32.. Did I math right?).
GO!
1) I want a pony
2) I want a statue of myself crafted in gold. Only the purest will do.
3) Upside down pineapple cake. ALL OF IT.
4) One BILLION dollars!
8) Pizza
33) Teach me to count
other number) Two SFW pics of Kealoha, fit for a lock screen and a phone background, so anyone who sees my phone will be well aware that I am a furry, and that's my good, fluffy boy.
If these demands are not met IN FULL... It's alright, it's a joke post anyway (Serious about the birthday boy on Sunday though). But by all means, take any of them seriously, and I'd be happy... Especially if you get me the billion dollars.
You have nineteen hours and twenty eight minutes as of now (4:32.. Did I math right?).
GO!
Hope it's a good one regardless