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6 years ago
When misguided public opinion honors what is despicable and despises what is honorable, punishes virtue and rewards vice, encourages what is harmful and discourages what is useful, applauds falsehood and smothers truth under indifference or insult, a nation turns its back on progress and can be restored only by the terrible lessons of catastrophe. – Frederic Bastiat
Success
A guy finds a strange cave entrance in the wilderness. Because curiousity's only hazardous to cats he walks in.
He sees a gorgeous woman inside. The woman lets her single-piece dress fall and says: "Take me or climb higher to success" pointing at the stairs carved from the stone behind her.r>
We all know what men really want and it's disgusting; success... hence the man climbs the stairs to be greeted by even a more delicate beauty.
"Take me or climb higher to success!" she also exclaims gesturing at the stairs behind her. The man proceeds.
Our hero climbs two more stairs, refusing a more beautiful woman's affection and moving on "to success".
At last after the last set of stairs he's grabbed by a hulking beast of a man, buck-naked save for his loincloth. Struggling, our hero exclaims: "Who the hell are you?!"
Forcing him down on his knees the hulking guy responds: "I'm Cess!"
A guy finds a strange cave entrance in the wilderness. Because curiousity's only hazardous to cats he walks in.
He sees a gorgeous woman inside. The woman lets her single-piece dress fall and says: "Take me or climb higher to success" pointing at the stairs carved from the stone behind her.r>
We all know what men really want and it's disgusting; success... hence the man climbs the stairs to be greeted by even a more delicate beauty.
"Take me or climb higher to success!" she also exclaims gesturing at the stairs behind her. The man proceeds.
Our hero climbs two more stairs, refusing a more beautiful woman's affection and moving on "to success".
At last after the last set of stairs he's grabbed by a hulking beast of a man, buck-naked save for his loincloth. Struggling, our hero exclaims: "Who the hell are you?!"
Forcing him down on his knees the hulking guy responds: "I'm Cess!"
Roody Rottie
~roody
a very furry joke LoL
hooves
~hooves
OP
smalldick84
~smalldick84
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IoWolf
~iowolf
Well they did say *Success*
hooves
~hooves
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yeah
ygt76
~ygt76
that word will never be the same again XD
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~hooves
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heheh
