So This Hitchhiker is walking down the Highway.....

He has long dark hair, a big parka, a giant backpack, and a hat on. As each car approaches he sticks out his thumb. Eventually a semi truck pulls over and says, “Do you need a lift?” The hitchhiker says, “Yes thank you.” and gets in the truck. They drive a mile down the road in complete silence. Eventually the hitchhiker turns to the truck driver and says, “You know, with this big jacket I've got on and my hat and long hair, I bet you didn’t know if I was a guy or a girl.” The truck looks him up and down, and is quiet for a moment. Eventually he looks back at the hitchhiker and says, “Doesn’t matter imma fuck you anyway.”