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Salad farts
6 years ago
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In my efforts to be more healthy and try to get slim, I figured I would go and get a salad for lunch or something. One of those snack packs with the dressing dip on the side.
I opened the pack...
...and it farted.
Yes, you read that right.
No, I am not kidding.
For the first (second??) time in my life... I had a bowl of salad fart at me.
That's what it smelled like. The smell lingered for a long while.
It was so bad that I just threw it away.
Today I experienced something radical. Something absolutely extraordinary.
And it sucked so hard.
I opened the pack...
...and it farted.
Yes, you read that right.
No, I am not kidding.
For the first (second??) time in my life... I had a bowl of salad fart at me.
That's what it smelled like. The smell lingered for a long while.
It was so bad that I just threw it away.
Today I experienced something radical. Something absolutely extraordinary.
And it sucked so hard.
thing to watch for when buying stuff from places the give big discounts on past pull date stuff,
bloated looking packaging means they've already gotten busy.
bad stuff can usually be killed by a thorough cooking,
depends on how bad its gotten.
if the smell is out of tune, that can be a sure sign of the food poison express
or diarrhea which is the body defending itself from it.
not being able to grow your own salad in your own garden is one of the ways cities suck.