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I'd do one of those 'Where to find me'
6 years ago
When misguided public opinion honors what is despicable and despises what is honorable, punishes virtue and rewards vice, encourages what is harmful and discourages what is useful, applauds falsehood and smothers truth under indifference or insult, a nation turns its back on progress and can be restored only by the terrible lessons of catastrophe. – Frederic Bastiat
Journals but lets be honest nobody cares... So here's a joke instead...
A truck driver picks up a hitchhiker
This truck driver is going down the highway and he sees a hitchhiker on the road. He stops and asks, "You need a ride?" The hitchhiker is ecstatic and agrees, thankful that he can cover more ground quickly.
After a couple hours he is getting restless and asks, "Man I'm bored, how do you get used to driving like this everyday?"
"You just gotta keep yourself entertained", says the truck driver.
"How do you do that?"
The truck driver smirks and takes off his seatbelt and leans his chair back. He reaches back and pulls out a spider monkey from the backseat.
"Oh you have a riding buddy, that's cool. Does he do any tricks."
Without missing a beat, he unzips his pants and pulls out his pecker. *Wham*, he slaps the monkey really hard on the back of the head. The monkey starts going, "Ho! HO!". While he is making the noise the truck driver grabs him by the neck and starts going to town on the monkey's mouth. When he finishes he asks if the hitchhiker wants a turn.
"Sure, but you don't have to hit me that hard."
A truck driver picks up a hitchhiker
This truck driver is going down the highway and he sees a hitchhiker on the road. He stops and asks, "You need a ride?" The hitchhiker is ecstatic and agrees, thankful that he can cover more ground quickly.
After a couple hours he is getting restless and asks, "Man I'm bored, how do you get used to driving like this everyday?"
"You just gotta keep yourself entertained", says the truck driver.
"How do you do that?"
The truck driver smirks and takes off his seatbelt and leans his chair back. He reaches back and pulls out a spider monkey from the backseat.
"Oh you have a riding buddy, that's cool. Does he do any tricks."
Without missing a beat, he unzips his pants and pulls out his pecker. *Wham*, he slaps the monkey really hard on the back of the head. The monkey starts going, "Ho! HO!". While he is making the noise the truck driver grabs him by the neck and starts going to town on the monkey's mouth. When he finishes he asks if the hitchhiker wants a turn.
"Sure, but you don't have to hit me that hard."
Glad to hear it