So I've been working on my Pokemon tabletop concept that only I give a crap about, and I just had to throw this out there:

An obsessive trainer who is basically a Pokemon conspiracy theorist, but whose focus is NOT on legendary or rare Pokemon. Rather, on the concept of totally mundane Pokemon and how their evolutionary lines make no sense. A "Sane man in an Insane World" character, who wants nothing more than to prove that he's not insane by finding a pre-evolution of one particular Pokemon just so he can verify its existence.

This Pokemon? Doduo. The pre-evolution which I've decided WILL be a thing? Doduno; a small Flying-type still in the shell, save for feet and a single long-necked, goofy looking baby bird head. This poor sucker'll never find one, and even if he does, I'm going to make sure that little fucker evolves before he can prove it.

Welcome to Hell, long-suffering conspiracy theorist Pokemon guy.