To a car dealer? Really?
6 years ago
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Remember kids, lower, lower, LOWER your expectations until you achieve a goal~
Dude just walked in with an umbrella cockatoo....dude really?! Yeah hes pretty yes hes cute but really?!
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Black guy enters bar with a gorgeous parrot on his shoulder
Bartender-That's a real beuty! Where'd you get it?
Parrot- Africa!