1. My grandpa passed away from throat cancer, so I'm a bit sad.
2.  birdo has essentially gone AWOL since he deleted his stuff.
3. My dad has proposed to his girlfriend and they are now engaged. Marriage might happen soon.
4. Two mass shootings have happened in under 24 hours. My condolences to the families of the victims.
5. The popcorn you're eating has been pissed in, Film At 11.