Once upon a midnight dreary,
while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore.
While I nodded, nearly napping,
suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
“’Tis some visitor,” I muttered, “tapping at my chamber door"
"Only this and nothing more.”
Once upon a beer fueled bender
with many mixers mixed within my blender
and served over many a crushed ice cube from the store.
While I nodded my eyes all bleary
with aching bones and my stomach weary
I felt something within urging, urging and got up despite being sore.
"Tis a piss," I muttered. "Better whizz in the loo not on the floor."
"Just a piss and nothing more."
while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore.
While I nodded, nearly napping,
suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
“’Tis some visitor,” I muttered, “tapping at my chamber door"
"Only this and nothing more.”
with many mixers mixed within my blender
and served over many a crushed ice cube from the store.
While I nodded my eyes all bleary
with aching bones and my stomach weary
I felt something within urging, urging and got up despite being sore.
"Tis a piss," I muttered. "Better whizz in the loo not on the floor."
"Just a piss and nothing more."
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