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Coma Blue is Your New Soma-fu
16 years ago
Journals destroyed due to age and complete irrelevance.
A new age of complete irrelevance is come:
COMA BLUE.
Coma Blue: All that shit and then some too.
What can BLUE do for you?
What things is it good for? What things can it do?
Well here's a list of just a few:
Cyanide Cyanosis, Haemolytic Asbestosis,
Vascular Varices, Methicillin Resistancies.
Meningococcal Meningitis, Polyps, Piles and Phlebitis,
Kerototic Adenomas, Goiters and Horrenderomas.
Wait a minute! There's still more!
Check out what else it has in store:
Sub-dural Haematomas, Metastatic Myelomas,
Morgellons, Marburg, Ebola and Sprue.
Necrotizing Fasciitis, Phimosis, Dermatitis,
Inguinal Hernia, Rickets and Chlamydia!!*
You know what the FUCK to do!
GO GET SOME. JUST FOR YOU!
Have a try! (You rotten fuck)
Have a few! Get off your ASS, it's COMA BLUE!
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* These statements here we've made to you,
aren't verified-- may not be true.
Point of fact, regarding it, every word's complete bullshit.
You needn't worry, it's GOOD FOR YOU!
(And by the way: FUCK YOU TOO!)
A new age of complete irrelevance is come:
COMA BLUE.
Coma Blue: All that shit and then some too.
What can BLUE do for you?
What things is it good for? What things can it do?
Well here's a list of just a few:
Cyanide Cyanosis, Haemolytic Asbestosis,
Vascular Varices, Methicillin Resistancies.
Meningococcal Meningitis, Polyps, Piles and Phlebitis,
Kerototic Adenomas, Goiters and Horrenderomas.
Wait a minute! There's still more!
Check out what else it has in store:
Sub-dural Haematomas, Metastatic Myelomas,
Morgellons, Marburg, Ebola and Sprue.
Necrotizing Fasciitis, Phimosis, Dermatitis,
Inguinal Hernia, Rickets and Chlamydia!!*
You know what the FUCK to do!
GO GET SOME. JUST FOR YOU!
Have a try! (You rotten fuck)
Have a few! Get off your ASS, it's COMA BLUE!
=========================================
* These statements here we've made to you,
aren't verified-- may not be true.
Point of fact, regarding it, every word's complete bullshit.
You needn't worry, it's GOOD FOR YOU!
(And by the way: FUCK YOU TOO!)
How do you take it?
lick it or chew?
Can I have one?
or three or two?
Tell me more about this Coma blue!
Well Howdy sir, I'm glad you asked!
Let me elucidate your ass:
It's very simple, you can see,
take it as you damn well please.
You can smoke it like a rock,
or you can suck it like a cock.
As a powder in your drink,
or stuffed inside a sausage link.
In your veins or up your ass,
Coma Blue is quite a gas.
Take five or six-- or twenty-four!
Take all you want, there's always more.
Don't worry that you'll take too much,
you'll scarcely care when you're dead and such.
So indulge away to your heart's delight,
even if it stops outright.
You can have some, yes indeed.
Cold hard cash is all you need.
Coma Blue
I hope this isn't just a complicated sting.
Police over here and police of there,
the boys in blue are everywhere.
It almost seems (if I might be so bold)
that just needing cash so hard and cold,
Is simpler said than truly done!
But if COma blue does make me cum,
Than howdy do, say I in a flash,
I will have you your cold hard cash.
So make sure there's blue enough for me
cuz I'll inject it in my pipi.
Thanks so much for this resounding ad,
It makes me quite so very glad.
That coma blue is there to be had!!
(burma shave)