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That FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING Whistling Song!!!
11 years ago
(NOTE: Don't take me seriously here, I just had to bitch a bit about this. Don't flip shit if you love this song, I don't even know who they are! x3 This song DOES irritate the shit right out of me though)
True story:
Lately, I found myself hearing a song that has this whistling chorus to it. Do you know that song I mean? Surely you've heard it by now. IT IS UNAVOIDABLE. It has all that bland, awful pop crap appeal designed to sell sell sell. It is so blatant in that aim as to be an outright mockery of itself, (and who knows? It just might be) but I am sure it is making The Bux, so its producers certainly don't mind. It's almost like someone went, "let's do this and see if it doesn't go gold" and its all a big joke that its popular. (Hah! Told you they'd buy it!)
At first I did find it catchy even though the words were lost in the background. But here's the thing:
Every fucking time I walk into a store-- I mean like EVERY FUCKING TIME, that cunting song is playing EVERYWHERE I FUCKING GO!
I go to get groceries. I hear the fucking song.
I go to the home improvement store. I hear that fucking song!
I go into a convenience store. I hear that FUCKING song!
I go to get some coffee. I. HEAR. THAT. FUCKING. SONG.
I go to four different businesses in one trip into town. I hear that fucking song PLAYING in each fucking one of them!!!
Has all the rest of the music in the world vanished? Of all the bands, I'm talking MONSTER bands that were huge, are hailed as the greatest bands of all time, achieved legendary status and KEPT it, you mean to tell me, this SHIT is getting WAAAY more play than these bands right now?
I've always hated radio for just this reason and that mostly it just distills every band or album down to their hits, playing them ad nauseum while the rest of the album goes unheard, leaving people with one of the most possibly vapid tracks while much better and more inspired songs are completely ignored by the airwaves.
Imagine only hearing Pink Floyd's "Another Brick in the Wall" and completely missing out on the rest of that album? Or Dark Side of the Moon and only ever hearing "Money"? How sad that would be? Every album stripped down to one or two hit tracks which were essentially chosen to be the representative tracks of that album while the rest go unheard? Very sad indeed.
I have no idea who the band is, what the name of the song is or anything else about it. I only loathe it now because I keep getting aurally raped by it everywhere I go. I just know it needs to die. I must kill it. Kill it with FAAARRRTS!
You can help! =D
If you go somewhere and that song is playing: Set the place on fire.
If you hear someone listening to it in their car: Set their car on fire. Them too!
If someone next to you is listening to it on their headphones: 1) Beat the shit out of them. 2) set them on fire.
If you see the single/album for sale: Drop trou immediately and have a shit all over it. Maybe have two. Set on fire. Repeat.
If someone is whistling it: Garrot them with some dental floss. Fire.
If you go to a movie and it is part of the soundtrack: Light that shit up! The whole place.
Someone mentions that song: start a fire (that includes that person)
Catch yourself humming, whistling or thinking about that song: get yourself on fire right away.
Always remember to DO YOUR PART and together we can save the world! Now get out there and light that shit up! =3
True story:
Lately, I found myself hearing a song that has this whistling chorus to it. Do you know that song I mean? Surely you've heard it by now. IT IS UNAVOIDABLE. It has all that bland, awful pop crap appeal designed to sell sell sell. It is so blatant in that aim as to be an outright mockery of itself, (and who knows? It just might be) but I am sure it is making The Bux, so its producers certainly don't mind. It's almost like someone went, "let's do this and see if it doesn't go gold" and its all a big joke that its popular. (Hah! Told you they'd buy it!)
At first I did find it catchy even though the words were lost in the background. But here's the thing:
Every fucking time I walk into a store-- I mean like EVERY FUCKING TIME, that cunting song is playing EVERYWHERE I FUCKING GO!
I go to get groceries. I hear the fucking song.
I go to the home improvement store. I hear that fucking song!
I go into a convenience store. I hear that FUCKING song!
I go to get some coffee. I. HEAR. THAT. FUCKING. SONG.
I go to four different businesses in one trip into town. I hear that fucking song PLAYING in each fucking one of them!!!
Has all the rest of the music in the world vanished? Of all the bands, I'm talking MONSTER bands that were huge, are hailed as the greatest bands of all time, achieved legendary status and KEPT it, you mean to tell me, this SHIT is getting WAAAY more play than these bands right now?
I've always hated radio for just this reason and that mostly it just distills every band or album down to their hits, playing them ad nauseum while the rest of the album goes unheard, leaving people with one of the most possibly vapid tracks while much better and more inspired songs are completely ignored by the airwaves.
Imagine only hearing Pink Floyd's "Another Brick in the Wall" and completely missing out on the rest of that album? Or Dark Side of the Moon and only ever hearing "Money"? How sad that would be? Every album stripped down to one or two hit tracks which were essentially chosen to be the representative tracks of that album while the rest go unheard? Very sad indeed.
I have no idea who the band is, what the name of the song is or anything else about it. I only loathe it now because I keep getting aurally raped by it everywhere I go. I just know it needs to die. I must kill it. Kill it with FAAARRRTS!
You can help! =D
If you go somewhere and that song is playing: Set the place on fire.
If you hear someone listening to it in their car: Set their car on fire. Them too!
If someone next to you is listening to it on their headphones: 1) Beat the shit out of them. 2) set them on fire.
If you see the single/album for sale: Drop trou immediately and have a shit all over it. Maybe have two. Set on fire. Repeat.
If someone is whistling it: Garrot them with some dental floss. Fire.
If you go to a movie and it is part of the soundtrack: Light that shit up! The whole place.
Someone mentions that song: start a fire (that includes that person)
Catch yourself humming, whistling or thinking about that song: get yourself on fire right away.
Always remember to DO YOUR PART and together we can save the world! Now get out there and light that shit up! =3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKG64BRd5Rg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4R.....amp;feature=kp
Coincidentally, when I worked in a factory for almost 2 years, the other workers only played one station loudly and I had to hear 'another brick in the wall' several times a shift every. single. day. as a result I loathe pink floyd. =>.>=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGBLlFMn9Xc
I will hear it at work tomorrow. I will break something for both of us. Maybe crap on a customer. x3
Be sure to crap on one of those dilweeds with his whitewhitewhite ballcap on backwards and a case of Keystone under each arm.
I await news of the inferno. xD
Hope you've been well. *hugs* I have been dying to hear (or see!) the new pup I heard you guys might have at the house! I can't believe Zepper's a daddy! *prances* ^ ^