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ThameStink Newsletter #001
6 years ago
Well, what a week it's been. Our launch has been pretty successful out of the gate. We, and Arilin himself, here at ThameStink Diapers® would like to thank you from the very bottom of our hearts for your adoration and support of our growing brand. Your reception of the photoshoot pictures, and subsequent sharing has drummed up some promising business, and we hope to continue pleasing you all with our line of products as we grow.
We hope to be releasing a full detailing of each of the products we have to offer as the posters for each pack are released from our Marketing department. That way, you will be able to make your purchase with full confidence and comfort in the knowledge the diaper you don, is just right for you!
Points to Address
In light of recent unfortunate events, and a changing of laws in the Dragonlands, ThameStink Diapers® will no longer be stocking Fountain of Youth water. This is due to the subsequent volatility and minute margin for error when it comes to the storage, measuring, and application of said substance.
By extension, if any with the experience or eagerness to take up a managerial role is interested, in light of these events, we have a temporary position for acting HR Manager open at our company. Effective until our current HR manager grows up enough to be able to read, and reaches a legally employable age once more. Fountain of Youth workplace pranks will result in dismissal without notice.
We look forward to your continued feedback and support over the coming weeks!
And remember. Don't think, just ThameStink!
We hope to be releasing a full detailing of each of the products we have to offer as the posters for each pack are released from our Marketing department. That way, you will be able to make your purchase with full confidence and comfort in the knowledge the diaper you don, is just right for you!
Points to Address
In light of recent unfortunate events, and a changing of laws in the Dragonlands, ThameStink Diapers® will no longer be stocking Fountain of Youth water. This is due to the subsequent volatility and minute margin for error when it comes to the storage, measuring, and application of said substance.
By extension, if any with the experience or eagerness to take up a managerial role is interested, in light of these events, we have a temporary position for acting HR Manager open at our company. Effective until our current HR manager grows up enough to be able to read, and reaches a legally employable age once more. Fountain of Youth workplace pranks will result in dismissal without notice.
We look forward to your continued feedback and support over the coming weeks!
And remember. Don't think, just ThameStink!
LuxrayBlast
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