BUBBLES HERE,

HAVEN'T UPDATED MY JOURNAL IN A FUCK OF A LONG TIME.. JUST LETTIN' PEOPLE KNOW THAT I'M STILL ALIVE AND KICKIN'.. I RECENTLY GOT A TEMPORARY JOB CUTTIN' LAWNS FOR PEOPLE AROUND SUNNYVALE..

ONLY PROBLEM THERE IS I KEEP RUNNIN' OVER LAHEY'S EMPTY LIQUOR BOTTLES ALL OVER THE FUCKIN' PLACE... IMAGINE.. GLASS SHOOTIN' OUT OF THE LAWNMOWER LIKE ONE OF THOSE CRAZY NUCLEAR GUIDED MISSILE COCKSUCKERS.. ITS NOT FUN.

UNLESS OF COURSE LAHEY IS CLOSE BY.. THEN ITS JUST FUN WATCHIN' HIM GETTIN' PELTED LEFT AND RIGHT WITH GLASS..

ANYWAY.. JUST REMINDIN' YOU ALL THAT SEPTEMBER IS LIQUOR DAY MONTH.. IF YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT THE FLYIN' FUCK I'M TALKIN' ABOUT.. KEEP YOUR TEEVEES TUNED IN AND YOU'LL BE SEEIN' A CERTAIN DECENT FILM HITTIN' YER' MOVIE PLACES SOON..

I GOTTA GO, FOLKS.. GOT ANOTHER GRASS CUTTIN' JOB LINED UP! I'M MAKIN' MORE MONEY CUTTIN' LAWNS THEN I EVER DID STEALIN' SHOPPIN CARTS AND SELLIN' THEM TO OTHER STORES!!

--- BUBBLES 8-)