Well, you see Perry, when I was a young lad in Drusselstein, I had gotten into the furry fandom.
Everyone had such colourful Fursona's but time's were lean. I had to make do converting my lawn gnome outfit into a fur suit. I took the sheddings from my surigate ocelot family.
Unfortunately, the rest of the furries weren't very accepting of my lawn gnome poodle suit. They said I was unworthy of being a furry, and that I smelled like a pig...
Then, just the other day I saw that poodling was becoming very popular in the furry fandom, and so I decided. If poodling was going to become popular I would force every furry to be their fursona's and then I would have the only poodling suit left!
Everyone had such colourful Fursona's but time's were lean. I had to make do converting my lawn gnome outfit into a fur suit. I took the sheddings from my surigate ocelot family.
Unfortunately, the rest of the furries weren't very accepting of my lawn gnome poodle suit. They said I was unworthy of being a furry, and that I smelled like a pig...
Then, just the other day I saw that poodling was becoming very popular in the furry fandom, and so I decided. If poodling was going to become popular I would force every furry to be their fursona's and then I would have the only poodling suit left!
And so I built this, my InFURSONator.