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No one will ever believe you
16 years ago
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What Mr. Murray doesn't know is that I gave myself a nyew name when I heard his on the TV a long time ago. Nobody seems to want to give cats human names, so I borrowed his when I decided I wanted to be like regular people too ¦3
No one will ever believe me :<
by the way, he's sighted all over the place, and all of these stories are entirely plausible! Which is why I find them so funny..
What Mr. Murray doesn't know is that I gave myself a nyew name when I heard his on the TV a long time ago. Nobody seems to want to give cats human names, so I borrowed his when I decided I wanted to be like regular people too ¦3
No one will ever believe me :<
by the way, he's sighted all over the place, and all of these stories are entirely plausible! Which is why I find them so funny..
I saw him at the airport. I was in uniform. He asked where to get something good to eat. I suggested a smoothy.
He got a smoothy later.
No one will ever believe me.