I don't like phones. I have no cellphone, no mobiles to spy on me, and only a landline set on mute and going directly to the answering machine. Since the phone lines and airwaves are filled with telemarketers and other scammers anyway, I miss out on nothing.

telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. ~ Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary

Nevertheless, there is one phone I fully endorse.

(Thanks, Cocoa-Puff. )