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Christmaws carols
6 years ago
Last Christmaws, I ate you alive,
But the very next day, you'd digested away...
This year, to save me from tears
I'll swallow someone less special
FA, I challenge thee!
But the very next day, you'd digested away...
This year, to save me from tears
I'll swallow someone less special
FA, I challenge thee!
Fa la la la la
La la la la
Get them there through fate or folly
Fa la la la la
La la la la
Nom them as they go to Carol
Fa la la la la
La la la la
If you swallow, they're in peril
Fa la la la la
La la la la
(Musical interlude)
Some may say that it's cruel for us
Fa la la la la
La la la la
To scarf down smallfolk in mid chorus
Fa la la la la
La la la la
If you think that way then just remember
Fa la la la la
La la la la
To gift your dragons this December
Fa la la la la
La la la la
Oh such fun, it is to chase them when they run away
Chasing down my Christmas prey
Down my throat they go
Shrieking all the way
Scaled and furry thing
Their taste brings such delight
What fun it is to gobble down
The local furs tonight!
No crop for a bed.
Our little prey thing, they
lay down to digest.
The Acid all 'round them
melts them away
Our little prey thing, they're
Nought but Pred weight.
Was a very hungry soul
With a big wide mouth
And a giant gut
And two eyes of burning coal
There must have been some magic
In those old teeth that they foun'
For when they put them in his maw
He began to scarf them down~
Gut as wide as it could be.
Nomming here or there
All around the square
Saying "Eat you when I can!"
Gurgly gurg-gurg
Gurgly gurg-gurg
Melting all the prey
Gurgly gurg-gurg
Gurgly gurg-gurg
Digesting 'em all away~