All matter is made up of atoms. Since atoms are 99.9999999% empty space, when you give someone a present for Christmas, you're mainly just giving them space. So, I figured I'd go that extra .0000001% and just give everyone space for Christmas, thus making Christmas shopping very easy and affordable. Sadly my kids were not impressed with this logic and I had to fight the crowds at the mall today. Now all I have left is to just sit here and mourn the death of my bank account.