Or something similar. Here's what happened. I was busy watching Good Burger on youtube when all of a sudden after about halfway into the third part, I saw a tail and jumped. When I stopped the movie, I saw it was Callie, my callico(sp?) cat.

Note: Yes, I own a cat. She bites feet when you pet her too much.

So anyway, Callie shown up in my room while I had THE DOORS CLOSED. Shut, not hanging open, mechanism in the hole, C-L-O-S-E-D. My bathroom door, too. And she just all of a sudden like crawled out from under my bed or something. I spend the last 3 minutes or so wondering HOW THE HELL she got into my room in the first place! The garage door wasn't open, the bathroom doors were all shut, my room was pretty much sealed off from anything but bugs that got in the house.

Either my dad stuck the cat in there, or I'm seriously dealing with the Illuminati or something. And if it's the latter, I wonder why they haven't raped me yet...not that I believe 100% in them. If you ask me, they're shitty shapeshifters. At least that's what Nicolette says.

Oh yeah, and I said to her "Not only are you a mountain kitty, you're a sniper kitty! Pretty impressive." And...then at one point I called it a little sniper terrorist kitty....uh...

Please don't hurt me... >_<