naf naf

The important question, how much sand was retained?

significant, although it will take time for the sand to settle into my limbs properly

Nice. Congrats on surviving it all, hope it all goes smoother for you from here on out.

i have a catheter deep inside me that jostles at my stitchings! it is the worst feeling i have feltin my life and it's mine to deal with for several days yet



i was lied to about the effiicency of sand-based models tbh

That is a lot of suck. Itchy painful suck.

Well, as I've learned, sands come in many different grains and types. I suppose the sand that works for one person would be exceptionally different in another. Especially with the dessert island sands.

i feel like i have to pee, PAINFULLY, 24/7, with no way to relieve it

i'm not a fan

Oof. I'm pretty sure that's a punishment from like the eighth or ninth circle of Hell. Nothing like having a tube shoved into you to make you appreciate the little things in life like peeing normally. Or to make you want to violently murder people.

i mean at least it's better than when i woke up with an IV in each arm, a tube in my nose going down into my physical stomach, a catheter, and, fucking


scipunk pumping machines stuck inside of me

i'm ok with never needing another hospital stay again? yes

<3

I'm so confused ;(

to break kayfabe i just spent like 7 days in the hospital for surgery and have only now come home


i'm still super fufky out of it tho

I learned a new word today.

Good to see that you made it through! I hope that you enjoy your new sand once the pain goes away.

i am a castle

Congrats to your continued existence!

it turns out it's actually pretty hard

I will proceed with my husband duties and begin licking your rotten spots

ok please my rotten spots are so sore and hurt so much right now please do not lick them yet i will cry

Even the medical profession cannot kill you.

For reals though, glad you're back.

medical profession is keepin gmy body from killing my bgody more like

Excellent.

and now that's over with no more wor--

oh like the next month of my life is recovery--

OKAY BUT STILL--

How long until you master your incredible new sand powers. Can you make a sand hammer yet.

no i'm still at the "getting back to where i was before I changed classes" thing you know?

It sounds like you had a terrible time of it! That hallucinatory insanity sounds interesting but probably not as great as I imagine it. Take care and get swell soon, Sandy

a nurse who was a metal spider-flower wanted to take my vitals, it was pretty wild

i am concerned in that i was not on any drugs when this happened and it was just what my body defaulted to under stress

*hugs*

Im glad the sand transplant was successful, I may just be a old timer in my day we used poly-fill and glass shards but the shards always kept popping your stitching.

my stitchings are all coming out i think it's NOMRAL but oh wow that's a lot of strings suddenly poking out of me, wow

Ok I'm done with shitty roleplay. Like legitimately if you don't mind talking, what the actual fuck happened? What kind of fucking nightmare surgery was this????? Oh my god