I'm going to level with all of you, I don't think I'm going to have good news for a while. Family drama is afoot. What has been feared and dreaded has happened: my dumb fuck brother got his sperm bank pregnant. Some of you may recall that he broke up with her back in November. He was warned that she would do something like this (and we all know she got pregnant on purpose). Despite knowing the nature of this, both my parents are happy and excited. It brings me no joy to point out how bad things are likely going to get. Even worse is last week, dumbass called me and asked me to help him get his car back from her because they were breaking up again. I humored him and went with him. They made up and all was well, but when he dropped me off I looked at him and said "This is the last time I'm helping with any of this. I'm also not going to watch this shit happen with you again, I've told you my concerns and they've been ignored so it's all on you."

Meanwhile the cat's come out of the bag and my sister-in-law is raising all kinds of hell. I don't disagree with her that the baby mama is poison, but the way she's carrying on about it is it's all about her. It's driving everybody crazy.