In light of the pervading spirit of overreaction and virtue signaling among all corporate entities, we would like to spend a moment and write this vaguely professional yet intimately reassuring letter to you.



After sending the intern to read the headlines in the Corrupt News Network, we have decided to issue the following changes to our standard offerings and procedures.

- Personalized guided tours through the artist's private residence and industrial human body collection chambers will be temporarily suspended until further notice.
- The annual tickets for viewing the return of the migratory penguins to Happenstance Square will still be available for purchase.  However, the quantity of these tickets will be reduced by 30%, and all patrons will be subjected to medical examinations and cavity searches.
- All future onsite coughing violators will be immediately tased without warning.  Security is also authorized to pre-preemptively tase suspicious individuals at their own personal discretion and entertainment.
- Professional sanitized contract face touchers will be available in the lobby for use by staff members only.
- Toilet paper will no longer be recognized as legal tender
- We would like to remind everyone that allegations of our institution selling out the identities of random individuals to the CDC for mandatory quarantines for sweet fat delicious paychecks are wholly unfounded.
- Please maintain a digital only connection to all other gremlins, for the safety of our other gremlins and yourselves, just as you have been since basically none of us really know where anyone else lives.
- Regular purchases of artwork remain unimpaired by all of this.

Please remember that when the government quarantines you and shackles you to the pipes in your basement and runs off with all your hoarded toilet paper rolls, you can think on those sweet dopt tiddz to get you through the next 7 months.