My grandmother passed away...
5 years ago
*lights come up one at a time, revealing a lone being standing on stage, slowly he raises his head until it is in perfect position, his eyes open, looks around, then stares straight at the audience, he takes a few slow deep breathes, opens his mouth, and says...*
My grandmother on my mom's side passed away last night, she was 91. Now, before anyone asks, it was natural causes. May I please ask everyone to keep my family and her in your thoughts and prayers?
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You can count on me!
I'll keep you all in my thoughts and prayers.