So it seems my portfolio is in major need of beefing. And that my art is nowhere near the level of my competition in the job market. ...And that I have a career fair for which I need said portfolio in roughly two weeks.

In short, I suck and this situation blows.

In order to halt this hurricane of failure, I'm asking the few of you who do pay attention to me to start firing off requests. Contrary to what my sparse gallery indicates, I can draw (shocking, I know)! If you want free art, leave a message at the beep.

And tell your friends! Whore me, whore me! Dx


--Since this is mainly to help flesh out my portfolio, please don't request things that would make for an awkward interview, like sex.--



*BEEEEP!*



Requests that have thus far piqued my interest:
- zwlda and his amazing technicolor death vortex
- Zhelle gets robot sharks with frickin' laser beams (and possibly a doodle involving orange juice coming out his nose)
-Bears (rawr!) for  benjamin33
-A cute bird (macaw?) on  Etnaleopard's head


Requests to try new things with:
-A skateboarder doing skateboardy things for  pyrostinger
- AkioShiloh and  TobiasGreenich doing the tango
- Anioko spear hunting in the African wild (at least, that's how I hope it'll come out)



I'll try to get to everyone, but these guys are likely to be first. I've gotta keep up with my studies like a good little doobie, after all.