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Bad Idea #90: She Has A Slingshot
5 years ago
Bad Ideas explained: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/321008/ Includes index.
Or: They Have Slingshots
The big fellow is behind a wall, and strapped to it so he will not be going anywhere. His head is above the wall (perhaps a clear sheild, just in case) so he can see what is coming, though he can do nothing about it. Well, not ALL is behind the wall. There is a hole in the wall, and his scrotum is through it, so his balls hang out on the other side. And they just happen to be at the center (bullseye) of a target painted on the wall.
What he sees is a gal with a slingshot, and a supply of projectiles. They're about marble sized, but marbles can be had in many sizes. Some might be unfired (but dried) clay and made of smaller spheres of clay set together so they make something of a cloud when they hit, if they hit the wall. Of course, she's not aiming for the wall.
A gal? Maybe just the one. Or maybe she has a friend. Or several.
This works from his point of view (or behind), her/their point of view (or behind), or off to the side. About to make the first shot? Has he been hit a few times? Is she (or are they) 'walking' fire towards the targets... letting tension build yet more? Or is it about to be the Grande Finale as they know their aim point(s) just so and it's full-on firing squad?
You need a lift to the range? And want me to stay and witness your marksmanship? As you wish.
Or: They Have Slingshots
The big fellow is behind a wall, and strapped to it so he will not be going anywhere. His head is above the wall (perhaps a clear sheild, just in case) so he can see what is coming, though he can do nothing about it. Well, not ALL is behind the wall. There is a hole in the wall, and his scrotum is through it, so his balls hang out on the other side. And they just happen to be at the center (bullseye) of a target painted on the wall.
What he sees is a gal with a slingshot, and a supply of projectiles. They're about marble sized, but marbles can be had in many sizes. Some might be unfired (but dried) clay and made of smaller spheres of clay set together so they make something of a cloud when they hit, if they hit the wall. Of course, she's not aiming for the wall.
A gal? Maybe just the one. Or maybe she has a friend. Or several.
This works from his point of view (or behind), her/their point of view (or behind), or off to the side. About to make the first shot? Has he been hit a few times? Is she (or are they) 'walking' fire towards the targets... letting tension build yet more? Or is it about to be the Grande Finale as they know their aim point(s) just so and it's full-on firing squad?
You need a lift to the range? And want me to stay and witness your marksmanship? As you wish.
But your target is quite obviously doomed. DOOMED!
I SCREAM in 'forte'.
As it should be.