Dear journal


My roommate a (wasp lady) acted like a bitch this morning. This is all because of “putting my gun in unsafe places” but I know the truth. She just wants to sleep with me. Poor women of today have it hard seeing someone like me single. But the admiral must stay single it would break to many hearts~~

(12 hours naked)
Turns out I might have been wrong, and showing up naked on a wasp ladies bed is a bad idea. I now have a whole in my leg and a broken nose.