Dear journal

Today was odd I attempted to show my intentions to mate to a giraffe lady (she had big boobs) I did my ceremonial fedora tip and “m’lady” to her. She walked away so I changed tactics I complemented her body by saying she makes up for her lack of intelligence (compared to me) with how hot she is, she slapped me........ I even held the door open...... and she didn’t hope on mah dick!!! So I called her a cancer on the world and that she was obviously lesbian.

I think the lesson here isn’t that I have to change and become a better person......::::: it’s that women are horrible for not wanting to mate with a nice guy and go for an alpha chad with no job.UwU