My living room...
16 years ago
...sucks balls right now.
My roommates have taken it over, and have fucked up the feng shuei of the whole room. To start off this rant, I'll give you a list of the furniture provided in the apartment living rooms:
2xside square tables. about a foot off the ground.
1x long coffee table. same height.
1x couch
2x chairs
1x entertainment system thingy.
So, the couch is on one side of the wall, and the entertainment system is on the other side.
Now, on to how they fucked it up.
Kevin and Vick are big time halo players. it's all the play. Vick is better than Kevin, because he gets high and then zones in on the game. They are the type of players who will only play on analog TV's because there's apparently a slight lag on the flatscreens. Kevin, however, brought a bigass flatscreen. it is pretty. and big, and I like it a lot.
Jon will never play on a 360 because he's a sony fanboy. So he has a seperate, smaller TV for his PS3 that he claims is "calibrated specifically for his PS3"
-Kevin and Vick have taken up the two small side tables for their respective analog TV's. Jon has taken up the Coffee table for his TV and PS3. My ps2 is on the floor, and can be hooked up to either the Big plasma or Jons TV. I get a better picture on the big Plasma, so I keep it hooked up to there.
So now we have no tables, and the two chairs are up in front of the 2 analog TV's, which are in front of the big Plasma. I suggested we try to condense things, and free up the coffee table and move the PS3 up to the big screen TV.
NO WAY DUDE IT'S NOT CALIBRATED LIKE MINE. PLUS IT HAS NO REMOTE.
Um, so? I use the big screen all the time for my games on the 360, and I dont give a shit if I hafta get up and TURN IT ON BY HAND. Wow Jon, yer lazier than me, and I'm the fatass int he apartment.
I dunno, i feel like a dick for whining about a lack of tables in the apartment, but it's just super fucking annoying to me. i hate it. I'd be happier if Jon just played his PS3 in his room; he's a lot more annoying when he plays NBA 2K9 online, especially when it glitches on him, which it apparently ddoes allt he fucking time. he just whines in the most nasally voice imaginable. It takes every fiber of my being to not tool on him. which would just piss him off, because when he's stressed he apparently cant take a joke. especially when it comes to video games.
kevinis at least entertaining to watch play, because he literally will jump around and shout at the top of his lungs when he wins really badly. Vick is silent pretty much the entire time he plays.
So yeah, thats my rant. I'm try to convince them to rearrange it all this weekend. I WANT A TABLE TO PUT SHIT ON.
My roommates have taken it over, and have fucked up the feng shuei of the whole room. To start off this rant, I'll give you a list of the furniture provided in the apartment living rooms:
2xside square tables. about a foot off the ground.
1x long coffee table. same height.
1x couch
2x chairs
1x entertainment system thingy.
So, the couch is on one side of the wall, and the entertainment system is on the other side.
Now, on to how they fucked it up.
Kevin and Vick are big time halo players. it's all the play. Vick is better than Kevin, because he gets high and then zones in on the game. They are the type of players who will only play on analog TV's because there's apparently a slight lag on the flatscreens. Kevin, however, brought a bigass flatscreen. it is pretty. and big, and I like it a lot.
Jon will never play on a 360 because he's a sony fanboy. So he has a seperate, smaller TV for his PS3 that he claims is "calibrated specifically for his PS3"
-Kevin and Vick have taken up the two small side tables for their respective analog TV's. Jon has taken up the Coffee table for his TV and PS3. My ps2 is on the floor, and can be hooked up to either the Big plasma or Jons TV. I get a better picture on the big Plasma, so I keep it hooked up to there.
So now we have no tables, and the two chairs are up in front of the 2 analog TV's, which are in front of the big Plasma. I suggested we try to condense things, and free up the coffee table and move the PS3 up to the big screen TV.
NO WAY DUDE IT'S NOT CALIBRATED LIKE MINE. PLUS IT HAS NO REMOTE.
Um, so? I use the big screen all the time for my games on the 360, and I dont give a shit if I hafta get up and TURN IT ON BY HAND. Wow Jon, yer lazier than me, and I'm the fatass int he apartment.
I dunno, i feel like a dick for whining about a lack of tables in the apartment, but it's just super fucking annoying to me. i hate it. I'd be happier if Jon just played his PS3 in his room; he's a lot more annoying when he plays NBA 2K9 online, especially when it glitches on him, which it apparently ddoes allt he fucking time. he just whines in the most nasally voice imaginable. It takes every fiber of my being to not tool on him. which would just piss him off, because when he's stressed he apparently cant take a joke. especially when it comes to video games.
kevinis at least entertaining to watch play, because he literally will jump around and shout at the top of his lungs when he wins really badly. Vick is silent pretty much the entire time he plays.
So yeah, thats my rant. I'm try to convince them to rearrange it all this weekend. I WANT A TABLE TO PUT SHIT ON.
ChameleoEscobar
~chameleoescobar
I fucking hate roommates. I don't believe in them anymore, not even if you were my best friend Then again, I'm not an easy person to get along with, because I get agitated at the drop of a hat As for the whole "lack of table" scenario, go to a goodwill store and buy a nifty little used coffee table. It's cheap.. *Shrugs*
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