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Entry 6
5 years ago
Dear journal
I have used all of my saving to buy battle mount lobsters. I shall one day overthrow the government with an army of crab and lobster hybrids......... they shall be called clopster.
On a side note I learned that if your roommate is a wasp lady don’t take all of her underwear for your self and sell them for cash even if she said yes before (while she was drunk but it still counts) if she is stronger than you ( and has a stinger and her girlfriend is a spider chick)
I have used all of my saving to buy battle mount lobsters. I shall one day overthrow the government with an army of crab and lobster hybrids......... they shall be called clopster.
On a side note I learned that if your roommate is a wasp lady don’t take all of her underwear for your self and sell them for cash even if she said yes before (while she was drunk but it still counts) if she is stronger than you ( and has a stinger and her girlfriend is a spider chick)
