Allow me to introduce myself, children...
My name is

Al McPo

But you, my dear children, may refer to me as Al

I am 16, but according to my cynical age, I seem to be much older.

I am
LONELYas I am an only child. Curse the burden, for as a result, I am blessed with insanity, my one true friend, for he will never leave me.

I occupy certain fields such as
SKETCH ART-ERING for I am BORED MOST OF THE TIME as a STUDENT OF A SHIT SCHOOL IN A SHIT AREA

I believe there is
NO SUCH THING AS GOD except for the ONES I MAKE UP IN MY HEAD for I WORSHIP MY IMAGINATION.

The
[b]CAKE IS NO LONGER A LIE for I PROVED THE THEORY WRONG via EVIDENTIAL PROOF

More about ME wil be submitted soon. For now, listen to some calmin music...