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Entry 7
5 years ago
Dear journal
I had spent the last 3 day in Mexico because I was taken a one eyed hamster drug lord named vartax. I spent 3 days fighting him in a battle to the death no holds bar combat...... we played uno, chess, even guess who...... in the end my roommate came in and was like “your not in Mexico fighting a drug lord you moron, your in a library so get out!!”
We left but me and cortex will settle this score only next time there won’t be a draw (epic rock music plays as his roommate drives him home in the mini van)
I had spent the last 3 day in Mexico because I was taken a one eyed hamster drug lord named vartax. I spent 3 days fighting him in a battle to the death no holds bar combat...... we played uno, chess, even guess who...... in the end my roommate came in and was like “your not in Mexico fighting a drug lord you moron, your in a library so get out!!”
We left but me and cortex will settle this score only next time there won’t be a draw (epic rock music plays as his roommate drives him home in the mini van)
