poisonvicious wanted me to do one so I did

NATIONALITY TEST MEME:


British
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[] You know what a brolly is.
[] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."
[] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[]Its football...not soccer.
Total: 2

Australian
[] You wear flip flops all year.
[x] You call flip flops thongs not flip flops.
[x] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[] You're a sports fanatic.
[] You are tanned.
[] You're a bit of a bogan.
[x] You have an Australian something
Total: 6

Italian
[] The Sopranos is a great show.
[] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[] You know Italian songs.
[] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[] You speak some Italian.
[]You are under 5'10''
[x] You know what an Italian horn is
[] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world
[] You talk with your hands.
Total: 3

Spanish
[] You say member instead of Remember.
[] You speak Spanish or some.
[] You like tacos.
[] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[x] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a Puta is.
[] You talk fast occasionally.
[] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[] You know what platanos are.
Total: 2

Russian
[] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[]You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[] You get into contests all the time.
[] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 3

Irish
[] You think beer is the best.
[] You have a bad temper.
[] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[x] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[] You have a family member from Ireland.
[] You have blonde hair.
[] You have/had freckles.
[x]Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 3

African American
[x] You say nigga/nukka casually
[x] You have nappy hair.
[x] You like rap.
[x] You shoot a gun sideways
[] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[] You like fried chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[x] You can dance.
[x] You can 'sing' gospel.
[x] You watch the show, "Boondocks"
Total: 8

Asian
[] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[] You are good at math.
[x] You have played the piano.
[x] You have family from asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[x] Most people think you're chinese.
[x] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[x] You go to Baulko.
Total: 7

German
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[x] You Speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[] You hate it when people call you a Nazi.
[x] You went to Preschool.
[x] You're over 5'2.
Total: 6

Canadian
[x] You like/play/played hockey.
[] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[] You know what poutine is.
[] You speak some french.
[] You love Tim Horton's.
[] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[] You watch/watched degrassi
Total: 2

American
[] You hate foreigners.
[] You hate non - Christians.
[] You're lazy.
[] You are not cultured.
[x] You hate abortion.
[] But love the death penalty.
[] You don't read.
[x] You shop at walmart.
[x] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 3

British: 2
Australian: 6
Italian: 3
Spanish: 2
Russian: 3
Irish: 3
African American: 8
Asian: 7
German: 6
Canadian: 2
American: 3

Damn Right Nigga! Where mah Kool-aid at Son?
Blackenese Bitches, We in da back yard with da Roos & da Booze with Schnitzels :D