So for reference, I live on a really narrow street, surrounded by houses. Our neighbors lawn across the street is maybe 10 feet from where ours starts.

So, I decided to go to the store. Finn was napping in his room, and Ian was in our room with Indigo, just hanging out. While I was gone, Ian dozed off with him.

Suddenly he woke up to the sounds of banging on our window. He sat up to find that while he was asleep, Indie had gotten into our dresser, and was standing at the window, banging on it with my fucking dildos. Like waving them around like a God damn flag....with the neighbors all sitting outside on their lawn, eating lunch.... 🤣🤣🤣🤣

FUUUUUUCK!!!