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Introducing a new superhero
5 years ago
Rope Bunny!
In an alternate universe Dusty's powers are invulnerability, super speed, super cuteness, and super horniness.
Does she tie up villains? No!
She finds them and asks them to tie her up.
They can't escape, because she brings her own ropes and follows them around.
And she's sooooo cute!
She gets in their way and pesters them until they cave in.
Meanwhile, the other superheroes are on the way!
New villain: "What a stupid superhero!"
Experienced villain: "Oh shit, it's that bunny again."
Experienced villain: "I give up. I'm turning myself in to the police."
whooosh
EV: Get out of my way.
RB: Tie me up!
EV: I'm sick of tying you up. It always ends up with me in jail. So I'm going straight there. Get out of my way.
RB. They won't take you. You haven't done anything evil yet.
EV facepalms
RB takes off clothes
RB hands over ropes
RB: You can do something evil after you've tied me up.
EV: groan
EV ties her up
RB: Mfff mf.
EV steals candy from a nearby baby, then hands himself in to the police.
Crowd: Yaaaay!
New Villain: You're a pushover!
pushes her over
RB: Mmf!
kicks her a couple of times
other superheroes arrive while NV is busy
NV looks up and sees every superhero in town.
NV: Shit! I didn't mean to kick her!
Supertoughguy walks up to NV, who is possibly pissing in his waterproof villain suit by now
Supertoughguy hands NV a whip
STG: Use this. She likes this one!
RB: Mf mf!
NV: Can I just go to jail now?
STG. No. You haven't done anything evil yet.
NV looks around desperately, but EV has already taken the baby's candy
all the superheroes and the crowd are looking at NV expectantly
NV: I hate this job already, and I've just started.
Witchess: Whip her. You'll feel better.
NV begins the most reluctant whipping in history, as all the superheroes look on
RB squirms
Witchess: That's the way!
NV: You're ... not going to hex me?
W: You haven't done anything evil yet. Now whip her some more!
whips RB with a bit more enthusiasm
struggles and screams through her gag
W: Feeling better yet?
NV: Yes ...?
W: Told you. Superheroes don't lie. Except for the Liar.
Liar: I never lie! Also, the sky is green.
everyone believes him, except for the Skeptic
W: Now whip her some more!
NV whips RB with enthusiasm now
NV does a standing triple somersault and whips her every time he's upside down
Crowd: "Oooooh!
scattered applause
NV does some more whip tricks. He's enjoying himself now.
RB is really enjoying herself now
the crowd cheers and the superheroes grin
Lightning: You're pretty good with that whip!
NV: I used to work for a carnival before I turned to evil.
Lightning: What else can you do?
NV calls out to a nearby smiling policewoman
NV: Shoot me!
Cop: You haven't done anything evil yet.
NV: Well shoot above my head then.
bang! crack!
NV whips the bullet out of the air. it lands at his feet, glowing harmlessly
NV: Now shoot all your bullets.
bang! crack! bang! crack! bang! crack! bang! crack! bang! crack! bang! crack!
the bullets pile up at NV's feet
the crowd cheers wildly
the superheroes applaud
Mental: What if someone shoots you from behind?
MV: My super sense will detect it.
Mental: You have a super sense?
NV: I wanted to be a super villain.
Mental: Wanted?
NV: Being a villain sucks. I don't know what to do with my life now.
Mental: How about being a superhero?
NV: But I'm evil!
Witchess: You haven't done anything evil yet.
Liar: Yes he has!
everyone believes him
Skeptic: You lie!
Nobody believes the Liar
Liar: At least the sky is still green.
everyone believes him, except for the Skeptic
NV: I haven't actually done anything evil yet.
Lightning: Then be a superhero.
NV: Okay.
crowd cheers
Crowd: The Whip! The Whip! The Whip!
Mental: You've got a superhero name already!
NV: This doesn't suck.
RB: Mff mfff!
Mental unties Rope Bunny with his mental powers
RB: You bastard! Just when it was getting good.
Mental: Let's go back to our secret headquarters, Dusty. The Whip can whip you some more there.
RB: Yeah!
NV: Did you just reveal her secret identity?
RB: Everyone knows my secret identity. They watch the TV series.
NV: Oh.
RB: Now let's go to our secret headquarters. You can whip me there.
NV: Yeah!
all the heroes leave. someone gives candy to the baby. the crowd disperses.
NV: What about my buddy in jail? I feel bad just leaving him there.
RB: He'll escape again. He always does.
they all walk home under the bright green sky
In an alternate universe Dusty's powers are invulnerability, super speed, super cuteness, and super horniness.
Does she tie up villains? No!
She finds them and asks them to tie her up.
They can't escape, because she brings her own ropes and follows them around.
And she's sooooo cute!
She gets in their way and pesters them until they cave in.
Meanwhile, the other superheroes are on the way!
New villain: "What a stupid superhero!"
Experienced villain: "Oh shit, it's that bunny again."
Experienced villain: "I give up. I'm turning myself in to the police."
whooosh
EV: Get out of my way.
RB: Tie me up!
EV: I'm sick of tying you up. It always ends up with me in jail. So I'm going straight there. Get out of my way.
RB. They won't take you. You haven't done anything evil yet.
EV facepalms
RB takes off clothes
RB hands over ropes
RB: You can do something evil after you've tied me up.
EV: groan
EV ties her up
RB: Mfff mf.
EV steals candy from a nearby baby, then hands himself in to the police.
Crowd: Yaaaay!
New Villain: You're a pushover!
pushes her over
RB: Mmf!
kicks her a couple of times
other superheroes arrive while NV is busy
NV looks up and sees every superhero in town.
NV: Shit! I didn't mean to kick her!
Supertoughguy walks up to NV, who is possibly pissing in his waterproof villain suit by now
Supertoughguy hands NV a whip
STG: Use this. She likes this one!
RB: Mf mf!
NV: Can I just go to jail now?
STG. No. You haven't done anything evil yet.
NV looks around desperately, but EV has already taken the baby's candy
all the superheroes and the crowd are looking at NV expectantly
NV: I hate this job already, and I've just started.
Witchess: Whip her. You'll feel better.
NV begins the most reluctant whipping in history, as all the superheroes look on
RB squirms
Witchess: That's the way!
NV: You're ... not going to hex me?
W: You haven't done anything evil yet. Now whip her some more!
whips RB with a bit more enthusiasm
struggles and screams through her gag
W: Feeling better yet?
NV: Yes ...?
W: Told you. Superheroes don't lie. Except for the Liar.
Liar: I never lie! Also, the sky is green.
everyone believes him, except for the Skeptic
W: Now whip her some more!
NV whips RB with enthusiasm now
NV does a standing triple somersault and whips her every time he's upside down
Crowd: "Oooooh!
scattered applause
NV does some more whip tricks. He's enjoying himself now.
RB is really enjoying herself now
the crowd cheers and the superheroes grin
Lightning: You're pretty good with that whip!
NV: I used to work for a carnival before I turned to evil.
Lightning: What else can you do?
NV calls out to a nearby smiling policewoman
NV: Shoot me!
Cop: You haven't done anything evil yet.
NV: Well shoot above my head then.
bang! crack!
NV whips the bullet out of the air. it lands at his feet, glowing harmlessly
NV: Now shoot all your bullets.
bang! crack! bang! crack! bang! crack! bang! crack! bang! crack! bang! crack!
the bullets pile up at NV's feet
the crowd cheers wildly
the superheroes applaud
Mental: What if someone shoots you from behind?
MV: My super sense will detect it.
Mental: You have a super sense?
NV: I wanted to be a super villain.
Mental: Wanted?
NV: Being a villain sucks. I don't know what to do with my life now.
Mental: How about being a superhero?
NV: But I'm evil!
Witchess: You haven't done anything evil yet.
Liar: Yes he has!
everyone believes him
Skeptic: You lie!
Nobody believes the Liar
Liar: At least the sky is still green.
everyone believes him, except for the Skeptic
NV: I haven't actually done anything evil yet.
Lightning: Then be a superhero.
NV: Okay.
crowd cheers
Crowd: The Whip! The Whip! The Whip!
Mental: You've got a superhero name already!
NV: This doesn't suck.
RB: Mff mfff!
Mental unties Rope Bunny with his mental powers
RB: You bastard! Just when it was getting good.
Mental: Let's go back to our secret headquarters, Dusty. The Whip can whip you some more there.
RB: Yeah!
NV: Did you just reveal her secret identity?
RB: Everyone knows my secret identity. They watch the TV series.
NV: Oh.
RB: Now let's go to our secret headquarters. You can whip me there.
NV: Yeah!
all the heroes leave. someone gives candy to the baby. the crowd disperses.
NV: What about my buddy in jail? I feel bad just leaving him there.
RB: He'll escape again. He always does.
they all walk home under the bright green sky
Seriously, though, It's a cute idea for a superhero and I'd totally read the comic!
No plot so far, but what can you expect for free anyway?
Post this as a story so's I can fave it, please!
I could put the story there.
I'd like you to write a story for me some time.
Oh? I wasn't aware you knew of me or my writing.
I hope I get to write for you sometime.