Oldy Drayky D:

Happy birthday !

am not old! the old is a lie!

I'm so sorry! D:

But also, happy birthday! <3

Im so sorry too... I want to take it all back! make me 20 again!

Old people. Who even are we.

we're just here to watch the youngens fuck thigns up!

*waves cane in agreement*

The amount of Monster that you drink certainly doesnt help. :>

Listen here fuckahontas.... !

Listen here you little shit!

i'm 29 year's old and i got until next year until i hit 30 XD, but happy birthday though.

oh god the 30.. it'll sneak up on you so fast!

o-o thank's for the warning..

Happy youcameoutofyourmother'svagina day!

Birth REEEEEE intensifies!

Merry Birthmas!
I'm only 26, but I'm getting up there too.

It creeps up on you..

I turned 50 a few days ago... Hang on!

do you qualify for disscounts everywhere yet?

Not yet that im aware of, I think its in 5 more years... At that point, I can legally get a cane too and am allowed to stand on the front porch waving it spastically yelling "You damn ragamuffins get the hell off my lawn!"...

Thinks back and that will mean life for me has come full circle, since i was once one of those ragamuffins.

It sucks getting older but trust me, this is going to be the most productive and enjoyable years of your life for a while. Make use of it.

Happy Birthday Dooder!

"Hands you some Hot Cocoa"

this is all I need

Best to think of it in terms of the age of your component parts. Which means your billions of years old and so is everyone else

infinite power of age!

31
got no one
people always breaking my balls
lost
hopeless

pro tip, get rid of the balls.. then they can't be broken!

Oh u must be my spirit animal

From one birthday boy to another.. Happy bday ^^

imagine if only one person was allowed to have a birthday on each day and a newborn baby meant that the previous person who was born on that day only had a year left to live!

It's probably reality

-7/5, cannot reccomend.
Ask your parents to abort you instead of getting Real Life.

god that would fix so many things!

Happy Birthday Drayk. Hey, I'm going to be 37 in August, so I could say worse about it...but I won't. ; )

37... dear god you poor thing!

I'm fine you goof. XD

Ey your ald as me nao grats levelupmas

so many 1ups .. it can't be helped

Well you did get thing that one time. But the coco was worth yis?

cocoa is totally always worth

Fair. May your year be full if choco goodness

Happy Birthday!

Fuck I guess I can try!

You better or I might have to withhold the Coco Rations! >:(

Merry birthday!

now all I need is a jeebus cake

Happy birthday, nerd.

I swear I'll dip my candle in your tuna casserole!

I have no clue what that's supposed to suggest or mean.

Wait'll you hit 45! It gets worse!

God help me if I even make it that far xD

Downhill all the way ><

Well, my job doesn't help matters. Both of my rotator cuffs are bad and my right hip seems to not work after I sit for dinner but it loosens up after I start walking. I almost think my mountain hiking days are numbered. Hopefully, I can still kayak.

As a 38 year old, I have no sympathy.

No fucks left to give!

lol

happy birthday ^^ have a truck load of hot chocolate

oh god I wish

It's either one or the other!
*gargles pure sugar*

Happy day of your birthening!

I can't wait to diiiiiiiieeee

Happy egg lizard say scaly butt

Yay! .. may there be many eggs!

thank god that's not the case !

happy birthday man :D

imma chew on your nose danglies!

mhm... is that a threat or a promise, sexy?

a Thromise!

name the time and place sexy

anytime anywhere.. I'll chew the heck out of them face noodles! no survivors!

Despite you suffering from your age, I will forcefully wish you a happy birthday! u_u

How dare!

*gets off your lawn*

damn right !

I hope you have a great Birthmas... You have no choice..

how dare you threaten me with reality!

It shall be fine... It has to be

Happy birthday x3
Dont worry lol time gets the best of all of us haha

Those rat bastards! damn TIME

happy birthday dude. may your life be filled with more art of overlysexualized animals :)

internet sure is going ham with that new ratchet lady !

happy birthday buddy~~

now we shall lay waste to them all!

who are we laying waste to~?

happy birthday

no U!

Hey at least you’ve just beaten your personal best for most consecutive years alive

now i must end others.. so that I can surpasss!

Many happy returns regardless.

Im ok with this :o

I'm glad ^..^

Happy Birthday or Hatchday or 9-month ago laid mom day or whatever people these days call it!

Love and peace for all!

Happy old timer day. :D

old timer.. nuuuu

❤️❣️❤️

where the fuck do these funny emotes come from!

I’m on a cellphone, so they come with the keyboard option. For online, you can use the emoji database.

https://emojipedia.org/

🦈🐂🦈

I'm right there behind you XD
33 and chugging along with all sorts of old dad-like pains lol
Habby borf though!

Behind me you say....

Readying that cocoa cannon party favor!
(★ ω ★)

Growing old is unavoidable, growing up is optional!

Happy fetus yeetus!

having to pay bills kinda forces you to go one direction sadly xD

Pffffttt, nice first sentence right there. XD

cause i can't help myself

*Pours you some coco milk*

cheers.

I feel ya there sweetheart, I recently turned 31. But, it feels like the fandom isn't just young kittens anymore either.

yeah.. it surprises me to some degree when I find out some furs are way up there xD

Happy Birthday.

I'll fucking try.. i got me pizza!

You're not old, you're just a daddy

Happy Birthday

*urge to "BOI"* intensifies

Happy bday dude.
I'm only less than 5 months behind ya.
It hurts. >.=.<

time is gonna getcha !

Happy Motherly Hot Pocket Launch Party day

party time I wish!

I'm a few months ahead of you. Happy birthday and congratulations, you're going to smell like old people soon, you're so old.

that sounds horrifying!

The cake is a lie.

hugs you and and happily nuzzles you and dissapear leaving bottle of 95% proof homemade moonshine

is.. is this safe to drink... am i gonna die

it safe to drink tho don't drink it to fast you might gain a fire breath there is a reason why it call fire water for a reason hehehehehehe

aren't you a little too old to be a furry? /s

Listen here YOUNGIN

happy bee-day, ya dramatic-pants! <3
man, i love adult-hood
https://open.spotify.com/track/5nVT.....QbmCf9XCOWoFyA

that title alone.. jeebus

Haha, is a preddy gross title XD
Just sum lols about how being a kid was shit, an being an adult is great :D

Happy Birthday!

Fingers fucking crossed mon ami!

Happy Birthday, dude! Well on yer way to graymuzzle greatness! X3

throw myself into the fires !

Pro tip: don’t act your age, act your shoe size

14 doesn't get me very far im afraid xD

It does for me with my shoe size :3

yeah, growing up is dumb, the worst gameplay feature ever made. starts of boring with nothing to do then when stuff gets fun and you can finally do so many cool things you suddenly get hit by "responsa... , response... , repunsi... , raponsebility" ... you know the stuff that makes you not have fun :P

even 16x the detail coudln't fix this shit

yeah... still don't know why I havent canceled my subscribtion by now

<3 I knew you'd get your HBD somewhere. ;) Cant escape it

Happy birthday .. dick?

If You insist - take your pick ;P

Happy birfday! ^.=.^

all the happiest of birfs!

Is that how long ago you made your FA page? ;P

fuck me it feels like it

Haha, I hear ya.

Acknowledgement of your latest orbital anniversary

time to flat earth this bitch!

Happy Cake-day to you. Hope you got some to enjoy the day a little bit.

sadly no cake.. did get pizza though!

So old you went to bed at 10PM?

shit i haven't done that in years!

You have survived another rotation around the sun
Well done
Cake?

imma chew on your feathers instead!

NUUU MAH FEATHERS!
well ok since you is the birfday leeezard

lol happy birthday bad gal :P

who you callin a gal.. i'll fuck you up!

I don't even think that is possible with you xD

Happy birthday! We all get there, though if you find a way for us to stay young forever, please share!

well you see.. first you need some younglings

The ones you claim I shot in Xypress's image? XD Did I unintentionally ruin your plans?

XD hah

*hands you a cane* Happy Birthday

imma chew on it!

Well..... It's a CANDY CANE

Happy birthday!

*shoves cake at you* THE POWER OF CAKE COMPELS YOU!

*rubs face in*

HB to you, Drayzard~!

Drayzard... why i haven't heard that name in years... *smokes pipe*

*Pets* And it's my personal name for you.

You're 24 in hexadecimal.

shit... i'll take it lol

One year behind ya my dude.

THE END IS NIGH!

Well, look at it this way...you haven't caught up to ME yet. :P I'm 3 ahead.

Happy BD.
Take a cake and give a year. Now.

a year for a cake... sounds like a deal to me!

Thanks for participating in our mandatory annual "Give year for a cake" program. We will be happy to see you next year

Happy Birthday~

You're not old at all :D

Nothing to worry about until the grey sets it!

:)

:D yay a box!

and its empty so you can put things in it

35 next month myself. D= uughhhh

THE END IS NEARLY NIGH!

Eh, cheer up. Growing old isn't that big of a deal.
You only need to keep in mind that you don't grow up into an @$$hole.

btw, I turn 36 this Nov.

Very true! it's very important to keep that attitude nice and fresh and not let it age and sour!