I saw something confusing today.
5 years ago
So, my local grocery store now requires masks for entry, and they had people at the entrance to check that everyone entering was masked.
And yet I still saw someone walking around inside without a mask...
My first thought was that he must be a ninja, because how else would he have been able to sneak in so easily.
But then I remembered that ninjas wear masks. So if this guy really was a ninja, then he would have been wearing a mask anyways.
So what manner of strange otherworldly creature was this who was simultaneously both a ninja and not???
And yet I still saw someone walking around inside without a mask...
My first thought was that he must be a ninja, because how else would he have been able to sneak in so easily.
But then I remembered that ninjas wear masks. So if this guy really was a ninja, then he would have been wearing a mask anyways.
So what manner of strange otherworldly creature was this who was simultaneously both a ninja and not???

DragonInfused
~dragoninfused
Went inside with one then took it off inside perhaps?

Asae Atez Ampan
~asae
Undoubtedly they went inside then took it off, had to deal with that 10 times since the rule was established in my store on the 1st of july. One had to be escorted out due to him screaming "This nation is turning into nazi Germany!"

Kargrash
~kargrash
I don't know if it's the same for every store, but the one I work at has the policy posted at the doors that folks need masks on, but if they have a hard time breathing we can't force them to wear one. An because of HIPPA (I think that's the right acronym) we can't ask about their health problems. So all it takes is customers going "Oh I have a hard time breathing." an we have to let them in without a mask.

XANA111
~xana111
he's maybe a ghost only you you can see... O.O