I need to get some new shoes to wear. But sadly, it’s not because of how smelly or worn they are. My longest worn ones are my work ones; they have the strongest stench, but I work in painting/construction, so my shoes are also covered in flecks of paint and drywall dust... not a very healthy thing to be breathing in, trust me. You’d be sneezing out white paint for days. 😕

Anyhow, like a complete dingus I haven’t been paying attention to the shoes I’ve gotten recently and my last two pairs have been lousy for producing quality funk. Things like micro airholes, ‘anti-odour’ insoles that I didn’t see were on the tag until AFTER I bought the damn things, stuff like that... 😒

So, if anybody has or ever had a pair of extremely pungent shoes, please let me know which brand it was because I need a good, smelly pair. I’m trying to get back to trying to make my feet reek on purpose again, so I have to try and find something that works. I’m looking for a shoe that has/is:

• Little to no breathability, as airtight as possible
• A decent amount of cushioning for comfort/sweat absorption
• ‘All-purpose,’ as in a shoe I can wear every day when I’m not working construction
• Capable of getting really smelly after a few days, ESPECIALLY while I’m in my skunk socks.

If you know of any shoes that have these qualities, or have had experiences involving your shoes clearing out a room, feel free to share here. Hopefully I’ll find some that’ll knock your socks off. 😉