What are your favorite 3 things to do in space?

Kind of a broad question don’t you think? After all that could mean me just floating in space. Nothing but E black oblivion where all I’d do is just float around until I died. Or it could mean traveling around in a space craft from planet to planet, using the endless possibilities of space travel at my disposal to traverse the stars and beyond....context matters my friend.

As for an actual answeR to that question I’ll presume you meant with the context of traveling via space ship which in that case, one: Finding ruins or an abandoned station to find salvage or data I can use. Two: Tinker with my tech or my magic for new spells. Three: Go to the Hyperstop space station and gorge myself on Nachoes and boiled peanuts!

Do you have any regrets getting Muko on board this mission, of all the big brain individuals you could have gathered?

Not really. Thing is I wasn't looking for a team of intellecutals to travel the Galaxy and descover it's wonders and Scientific marvels. Rather I was trying to impress some dumb girl so she'd go out with me. Not to long after that trip to Jericho Prime that motive changed.

You see, Cookie and Muko where just two hopeless loosers with no chance in the world of wrestling and I wanted to give them the chance they needed to pull through. Let them get out of a society that puts them down just beacuse they had the audacity to not just up and kill themselves. Don't mistake this as me taking pity on them, rather I know what it's like to be at the lowest point in your life in a insane society. I've been there..

I could have gotten some 'Big Brains' for my travels. But they wouldn't have the same attitude as Muko and Cookie when taking a risk for that chance...that one chance to go above and beyond. And live life to the fullest.

Muko's a moron sure. But she's a hell of a lot braver than most people in that shithole Botan.

Does Muko bring any girls on-board if so how many does she typically bring?

Dark...Are you kidding me?!

Muko has about as much charisma as a fat bearded bald manchild dwelling in his parents basement.

The only time she actually managed to land a score was On Casta El'Diva resort three months ago. And the lady she did score is currently hunting us.

Besides the point ever since that incident On Casta El'Diva Muko's never asked anyone out. Can't say I blame her after what happened...

What´s the deal with your lolificator ?

*Zeo Inhales deeply and sighs. Glaring at the Female feline with a toast tatoo above her chest.*

It was a teleporter. NOT a Lolificator!

I still have no idea what caused that energy fluctuation that turned Kalita, Cookie and Muko into Lolis. Or how I got zapped into a lady. But I designed it to create instant short range Teleportation. Something mind you I had to use Magical energies to accomplish.

Techno-sorcery isn't exactly a well established field in the galaxy. And anything can happen when you're experimenting.

*Rubs his forehead as he remembers the hell he went through reversing the Lolification...*

You have surrounded yourself in beautiful girls for your crew, but many of them are quite... Lively, so to say... How do you keep peace between the crew? Beside hope an pray?

Well It depends on who your talking about. Muko Gets along with pretty much everyone. She and Cookie are inseparable, Fennie is fond of her mainly because Muko's fangirlisms flatter her ego. She and Kalita seem to have made some progress form Kalita beating the shit out of her eight months ago. Roora...took a lot of bribery, convening, and a heart to heart to show her that Muko's not just a dumb perv. They're on better terms thankfully.

Cookie Dons't have problems with Kalita (So far..) But Fennie and Rooa? I have to deal with constant clashes when Cookie calls them out oon skipping out on training Muko like...

*He moves his head toward the doorway leading to the Q and A room to shout*

I FUCKING PAID THEM TO DO!! AND WAS WRITTEN ON THEIR GODAMN CONTRACT!!

But the Real trouble is between Roora and Kalita. When I introduced those two...I turned my back for a few minutes...and suddenly they start brawling. And so again and again they fought. Punching eachother's lights out wiht fennie sometimes getting involved.

When not brawling I littearly have to make up some bullshit random conversation topic to keep them from making eye contact. Urge Kalita to NOT drink too much, (which is a challenge in it'self) And litearly get between them. Once they start brawling..nothing stops it....Well nothing but a few zaps of Magi-lighting I cast. But that only solves it temporarily.

Over all, I'd say it takes constant attempts to change subjects or creating distractions to keep the peace. Unfortunatly the status Quoe isn't going to change anytime soon...

New Question: Zeo's idea of a good time. Can be taken SFW or NSFW or both.

Call me an old soul, but there’s noting better than singing folk songs with your companions. Granted My companions are mediocre singers, but hey nothing a few lessons won’t fix. Honestly I’d like to do things out of the oridinary like stand around and talk. I prefer action, like going to a theme park, driving hover bikes, Hunting, shooting cans...though the latter my companions have been UTTERLY uncomfortable with. Seriously it’s like they’ve never seen a gun befor in their lives.....

*Zeo rolls his eyes*

As for the more lewed side of things....I’m an open book to kinks...but i absolutely love having Both a cute gal and a willing dude in the same setting~.....such as yourself Hansome~

*he grinned giving a wink to the roo asking questions*

I do have another question, if you don't mind: how do you deal with pirates? There some pretty space sea dogs out there, how do you keep them from boarding your ship?

Truth is we don’t have a ship. We actually travel Via warp jumping. Like how I wound up meeting muko and cookie.

And when I don’t have the energy to warp jump we take public space transportation....which mind you is an absolute pain....to be honest flight attendants have this victim complex that Makes them feel like they have the right to kick someone off a flight for whatever petty reason. Not to mention delays, cancels, and Karen’s.....lots and lots of Karens....

So zeo any advantages to being a rat or is it purely cosmetic?

*zeo stared at the rabbit fellow with a raised brow.*

Uh, yeah. You realize that’s like me asking you ‘Hey buddy what’s it like being a rabbit?!’ Not saying it’s a stupid question, but some might take that as being racist.

But Now that you mention it, I’m not a rat per-say.

I’m a Skaven. Now before you ask: ‘So why your not all like, DIE-DIE FUR-THING!! I EAT-FEAST ON HEART-HEART.!!’
*zeo makes a series of snarls squeaks, chitters and hyperventilations.*

Long story short. Skaven are essentially mutants. Turned from regular rats via Warpstone. Or where born Skaven. My kind, the less insane and not cannibalistic Skaven are descendants of those cured of the corruption caused by warpstone. And are called Purebloods.

We’re small and don’t possess a lot of raw strength. But we’re natural acrobats, and are some of the best damn Engineers and scientist in the Galaxy....regardless of what Europans say...

Heh actually I'm a domestic fox not a rabbit, but I didn't mean to cause offense.

Though now that you mention engineers and scientists what does your profession fall under?

Well....It's not a profession. That would imply that I was educated and trained for a well established field. Also that I'm employeed.

Now I may come from a clan of dedicated Engineers whom have created some of the most robust peices of tech the galaxy's ever seen...but what I do is practically unheard of save for our corrupted kin. You see, I use techknology to harness and utilize the Magical energies that surrounds us all. Such Technology hasn't been achieved or has been lost for eons.

So in a sense, I'm a Magi-Engineer. The ONLY Magi-Engineer in existence that I know of.

Magi-tech really falls under Engineering, Pysics, Biology (Somewhat), and Magionogy. The latter not to be confused with Sorcery, as that would require some form of telepathy to weave magical energies into thoughts, and transform those thoughts into spells. Where I being a Magi means I just unleash pure magical energy through sheer willpower and physical power. Though in my case through my augments and cybernetics.

Sounds interesting can that be used to power machines like robots for example or is only usable/cast-able by you and similar talented fellows?

Since Magical energies are, unstable. They can't be utilized the same way electricity or plasma is. It's beyond the technology of Europa or The Republic to even enter development.

Although our Currupted Skaven kin had mastered it long before I have.

It took years to make the cybernetics capable of harnessing and channeling the Magical energies let alone implanting it into my own body.

Hopefully they will prove useful to you in the future and help continue a long lost part of your culture.

How did you meet Fenny and Roora without incident?

Well after the incident on Casta Eldiva. I realized Muko needed a trainer. And at the time I thought, 'Hmm you know who wold make good candidates? The ladies who got Muko into it to begin with!!" In hindsight...I should have known that was a bad idea from the start.

So I go back to Botan, meet up with the two and their managers, And well....You ever heard the phrase: "everyone has a price?" Turns out their managers would accept MILLIONS of Monnies in extange for me to borrow their combatagals. I stress, borrow, as I knew they wouldn't be that kind of manager to trade in their pride and joy for millions.

Of coarse Roora and Fennie protested, until I promised them huge sums of money per hour should they train Muko. Plus a spending allowance so they could get food, clothing, souvenirs ECT. Youd' think the huge challenge was getting them to adapt to the idea that they just warp-jumped into another universe. But no, Fennie was excited and writing down notes like the nerd she is. And Roora was surprisingly chill.

My troubles really began after I introduced Roora and Fennie to Kalita. I turn my back for one second and the three got into a brawl that lasted for three hours before we where thrown out of that hotel...But, those are the breaks.

I see. The threesome brawl must have made the concierge mad.

If you wanted to, would you be willing to take in Maid Marian (the Disney vixen)?

Okay first of all, Threesome brawl.... *Zeo snorts* That's a good one! I'll give you that!

Second, I have no idea who Maid Marian is....Or this, Disney. What the hell's a Disney?!

Anyway, Maid Marian is currently lover to the fox Robin Hood. She'd be interesting to turn up on scanners.

Last question, have you ever experienced a dangerous situation where you and the crew have a 50/50 chance of survival?

Well so far, yes. Me and My crew have been into situations that Honestly I'm suprised we made through.

In Jericho prime Me cookie and Muko took our first adventure. And where chased by a creature called a Nightstalker. Being able to tear through metal like it's nothing, with incredible speed to boot wasn't idle for a first adventure.

Then there was that one time we where trapped within a Eruopan encampment that was surrounded by The Native insurgents. We fought for our lives trying to survive. War is hell, and we got tossed into it.

Then there was....Az-gur. A massive Purussaurus freak of nature chased me, Cookie, Kalita and Muko through Karan-zil. A planet inhabited by wild beasts and deep into Karzar territory. We could barley sleep because he kept stalking us. That feeling of being watched comibned with the fact that he was an absolute beast kept us up at night...

Despite these fearful or near death experiences. It's all worthwhile in the end. Cause to be honest, I'd willingly trade getting stuck with some dead end office job doing the same thing over and over until I died or was fired for some post I made three years ago.

Have you ever collected something as a hobby? What did you want to grow up to be when you were little?

As A hobby? Well I dabbled in Battle Mace 50,000 models until they got too expensive. I also dabble in the arts of acting, singing. Mainly due to taking two years into Acting school against my father's judgement. Another hobby I partake in is History, learns runes and languages.


Well I grew up in one of the Pure blood clans. The Cybrerdine Clan. When we're young wear educated in engineering and psychics, making ourselves specialized in some fields or the other. I wanted to know how to do anything when I was young and faced the challenge head on...It was hell. Hours upon hours of study, experiments, and who knows what else. Needless to say I had hardly any time to play around when I was a kid. As I was to busy trying to become a master engineer like my grandfather and my dad and So on...

So... No dreams or aspirations as a child? If Skaven kids don’t have early hopes of their own, that’s sad indeed...

For your information I was determined to become the greatest Engineer in history. Considering my developments I've damn well suceeded.

Pure blood kids arn't always tied down to their clan. Some of them actually aspire to do other things. There are some clans who actually encourage the youth to go out and travel so that they can find their passtion. Once they master it they return to their clan with their newly aquired skills, proffestion, and some cultural trinket.

Do you prefer writing with pens? Or pencils?

Well, were talking about a society that's gone full on digital. Hardly anyone uses pen and pencil anymore. The only ones who do use it are those of the trade and arts. I usually do my hand writing on a holo-tablet.

But that doesn't mean pen and paper is dead. Honestly its still used for formal settings, like signings of laws, treaties, and religious scriptures. In fact most acting schools have pen and paper penmanship coarse dedicated to writing on it.

Where your from it's the norm to use pen and paper, here it's more of a hobby or artsy thing.

I myself Can't resist pen and paper. There's just something more lively than writing with an old fountain pen and parchment. Using a tablet just reminds me of the soulless mundane day to day writings we have to take for the sake of convenience. Pen and parchment requires skill, patience and the fact that you only have one chance to write correctly on it makes it all the more gratifying to sit back and admire your handwritten work.

Ever made an impulse buy that you regret?

(Sorry to get to this...a year later.)

Me? Hirirng Fennie and Roora to train muko....just going into botan and buying the two cunts...

Those two have been a burden that I no am obligated by contract to carry.