You're a bit late to the Kimahri party, cuz' it only took me three years.

I'll try not to allow my jealousy to become too apparent, then.

*Grinds teeth horribly, shattering two of them as blood pools out from the holes* I'm not bitter... not bitter at all. *sluuuurp*

All chortles aside, glad to hear a dream of your's came true!

Hellz yeah! :D

Now, if I could just get a million bucks, my own private army and a lifetime's supply of cupcakes, I'll be set!

hee hee someone had a fun night then X3 *hugs*

Fun? Yeah, I guess so. Parts of it were a little weird, as dreams tend to be, but at least the sexy fun parts were both sexy and fun.

Woke up tired, though... man, even in dreams, Kimahri works you over pretty hard. :P

*hugs the tired guy* who knows maybe you'll have another one tonight

*Prays desperately*

good luck

i hope your horny subconcious mind works out for ya XD

ive never had a wet dream 0_o

Awwww... well, don't worry, it took me a loooong time before I ever had one, and even after the first, they were pretty damn far a few in between.

Plus, weird stuff happens that can freak you out the next morning... weird setting, weird musical numbers, weird guest stars, having the whole thing suddenly turn into a gunfight... Like, say, when that lady from the local library suddenly pops into your mind and joins in the fun... let me tell you, you never look at her, or any other middle-aged librarian the same way again.

that...right there...sounds like a party i want to be at.

Elderly Gun Fights. FUCK YES!





oh shit theres that wet dream.

Glad I could help, sir.

that must have been a sweeet experience! Grats! I wonder with whom I want to have a wet dream

Merci immensement! :D

And... you don't know whom you'd want to have a wet dream with? Well, gosh, there must be at least a dozen suitable candidates... Panicozu? He seems to make his way into your arts pretty often. Or... maybe you and your moose alter-ego?

It could be both sex AND masturbation!

xD Well congrats...

The public wants to know... how was he?

Weeeeelllll, given that it was a dream, some weird stuff was happening on the side that made the whole experience pretty surreal.

Still, there was this one part where he reached down my pants and stroked me a little, and I suddenly felt a wave of pleasure that shot across my whole body and lit me up to the point where I very nearly woke up in my bed. It was such a powerful experience that, for a few seconds, right there, I think I realized that I was dreaming, and that could possibly wake up if I tried, but very quickly decided "Yeeeeeaaaaahhh, no. I think I'll stay asleep for now."

So, answered, he was so damn good and stimulating that I had to fight to stay unconscious. :)

Grand! ;D But... only a hand-job? That's pretty tame considering you...

Well, not JUST a hand-job. I said that was one part. The other part was... well, it gets a little weird after that, but the short of it is that oral sex is initiated (me giving), and after I bring him to orgasm, the rest of it is a little blurry.

I'm hoping that he'll visit me again tonight and pick up where we left off. :)

DRAW HIM MOARRRRR

thatll get him in yer head :P

Moar?? Good lord, my hand is nearly a crumpled mess from drawing him so much already!!

But... but by God, if that is what is necessary, then... *grits teeth, puts pencil in clawed hand, gets to work.* Come oooooooooon, baby, daddy wants some sweet dreams...

hahaha XD

I feel your pain, it took me five years to have my first fanboy wet dream. It might not have been Kimahri(which would have been cool too) but it was still hot.

Armor King, I hope you will grace my dreams again, even though you beat me up before we made love.

Awwwww... and, uh, ow. Love hurts, huh?

Yup. Wrestling for top with him is akin to being thrown around like a ragdoll.

ALL RIGHT!!!! Now that's awesome! X3

INDEED. :DDD

I've had dreams like that before, only it was about the characters I've created instead of me.

Eh. Well, at least you get to live vicariously through them, right? And if your dreams only let you watch characters you created yourself, then why not cheat the system a little?

Like, say, for example, I could come up with this totally original character: "Kaymahri" He's a big, lionesque anthro with magenta and white fur, has a broken antler on his forehead, and fights with a trident and wears scantily clad leather tribal outfits. ;)

Also, he's voiced by John DiMaggio.

lol

:3

I agree quite profusely!

*leans forward creepily* Please tell *innocent kitty eyes*

Weeeeeeelllll, the whole affair was a little weird, to be honest, what with being a dream and all... at first, I kind of imagined him in digital form, slightly better rendered than he was in-game... and for some reason, thrusting. Thrusting his pelvis into the digital beyond. Eventually, the clothes came off, and there he was in my basement with me, flirtatiously sticking his hands down my pants. (See my response to Derelcit for the full details on how that felt.) Afterwards, I shooed the other people out (yes, there were other people there... don't ask me what the hell they were doing in my basement) and I proceeded to engage him in oral sex. It gets kinda blurry at this point, but I do remember an orgasm going off.

Not in my face. Off into the digital void all that spunk flew. It looked poorly rendered, like is was PSX sperm. :P

I've only had one wet dream in my lifetime and I couldn't even remember what caused it.

Awww... well, maybe try some pizza right before bed, along with some Viagra. :P

Just be sure that the last thing you look at before you go to bed is some decent porn, and not some rerun of "Golden Girls". Otherwise, things could go horribly wrong.

I already had. And also with :negger:'s Shin. :P

Lucky sumbitch. *shakes fist*

How was he?

................Yummy.

I've still to dream about Kimahri, but I've had disney's Tarzan give me a visit from time to time a few months after seeing the movie for the first time, though I can't say the dreams ended all that well... ended up getting shot at by Clayton and fleeing in one, and then in another one Jane shows up and seduces him away. Goddamn brits meddling with my dream faggotry. LET ME TURN THE APE MAN GAY ALREADY, DAMMIT!

Hope you have a good stash of dream lube, bro. XD

DREAM LUBE: APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD.
DREAM LUBE: APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD.
DREAM LUBE: APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD.
DREAM LUBE: APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD.
DREAM LUBE: APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD.
DREAM LUBE: APP......*Gets speared by gay Tarzan.*

And by speared, of course, we actually mean "butt buggery" ;D

:V

no fair. I WANT ONE TOO DAMMIT >:C

Well, you could try eating what I ate right before bed that night... maybe that would do the trick.

I had a cheese pizza, a coke zero, two slices of coconut cream pie, some pretzels, cucumbers, a bowl of Lucky Charms, six straight shots of Vodka, a multivitamin, some pop rocks and some prescription cold medication.

Give that a shot and let me know how it goes. xD

By god you've found the perfect recipe to induce your lustful fantasies into your dreams! You should patent it before some of these weirdos on here claim it as their own

Eating a lot right before taking an afternoon nap usually causes lucid dreams for me, but they are short and kind of boring, not digging deep enough into the subconsciousness, and I wake up multiple times only to sleep back again and have the dream continued.

I hope I can get something like yours but without the pills and the vodka. Damn you!

I'm watching you very closely, because as a Kimahri fanatic, finding an even BIGGER Kimahri fanatic makes life a lot more satisfying as you'll be doing the grunt of the finding and experiencing. Oh crap nooo! I want to do the experiencing! Guess I'm not big of a fanatic to get even that one wet dream. Touche.

Can you... can you patent eating a combination of food?? If so... then I'm also calling for a patent on milk an' cookies!

Like I said, took seven years despite the raging fanboism. Give it some time, my man. I the meanwhiles, feel free to enjoy the Kimahri content in my faves, and study it all carefully right before bed each night. Sooner or later, you'll get lucky. ;)