This was a character meme that was going around a few weeks ago. I filled it out for my ~fursona~ (oh man I feel really awkward using that term but I don't know what else to call her).

1. What is your character's name? Theobroma Steinberg

2. What is your character's name in another language? THÉÖBROME NOMJUIF

3. How old is he/she? As a standalone character, I think she’s in her mid-twenties in people-years, but as an avatar of myself she’d be younger than that.

4. What is your character's race/species? snowshoe hare

5. Do they have a crush? dead fictional men

6. Do they have many friends? I think she has one (who is also one of my characters).

7. What planet is your character from? Earth, or some parallel version of it in which there are animal-people.

8. Does your character like to eat? No, she HATES IT, she has to force herself to eat just enough to stay alive
yes, she likes to eat. she's slightly overweight because of it.

9. What's his/her favorite food? FAT

10. What's his/her favorite drink? SUGAR

11. Is your character annoying? YES

13. Is your character loved? by her parents I guess :(

14. Is your character hated? This is the first time I'm really showing her to others, so not yet.

15. Is he/she emo/goth? No, although she does have ~*~cool piercings~*~.

16. Is he/she straight, bisexual, or gay? hare-mo-sexual man I make a lot of puns I am sorry

17. Is he/she a virgin? yes, because she’s based on me and I am a lonely creep

18. Name 3 hobbies Drawing, playing video games, making terrible puns

19. Is your character normal? My first instinct is to say no, just because she's an anthropomorphic hare. Strictly in terms of personally, I think she’s more withdrawn, neurotic, and introspective than average, but nothing outside of the normal range of human (or humanoid-animal) behavior.

20. Is your character attractive? I don't think so, but I think she's cute, because she's a bunny.

21. How does your character handle emotions? SHE CRIES A LOT and she tries to get people to hug her, also when she’s mad she is terrifying

22. Does your character have other forms? She has different coats for summer and winter. :>

23. Does your character overreact? yes, especially when desserts are involved or when she gets ~offended on the internet~ (hahaha oh wow)

24. Is your character a criminal? In her teenage years, she lied about her age on the internet to gain access to horrible pornography. ARREST HER, OFFICERS

25. Does your character go to school? I think she graduated from lagomorph-college, but I don’t know if she’s in graduate school. As an avatar of myself, she's an undergraduate.

26. What's his/her IQ? idk, she’s relatively smart but really absent-minded

27. Does your character have a disease/curse? she got depression

28. Is your character dead? No, although that is the kind of thing I’d do, isn’t it. ZOMBIE HARE INVASION

29. Does your character have a family? Yes, but I haven’t designed them yet. I think she might have a half-brother who is part arctic hare and also a filthy communist, but I’m not sure right now.

30. Has he/she encountered any tragic times in life? She’s been very fortunate and hasn’t experienced real tragedy. Because of this, she takes her rich white kid problems too seriously. SHE CAN’T PLAY ONLINE GAMES BECAUSE SHE HAS A MAC, SOOO SAD OMG

31. What's the best time in your character's life? ONE TIME A BUNNY HUGGED HER and she has fond memories of going to the beach as a child.

32. If you could name one friend, which would you relate to your character? She's based on me.

33. Is your character single? In the past I considered having Pallas (my marsh rabbit character) be her girlfriend, but as a representation of myself, she is almost comically single. If she were any more single, she would own an anime bodypillow.

34. Has he/she developed any relationships? She has a friend, and she has good relationships with her parents, but she’s never been romantically involved.

35. Does she/he have an element? sodium and also chlorine; her elemental power is seasoning fried foods

36. Do you role-play your character? Or does my character role-play me? A CIRCULAR ENIGMA

37. Do you write about your character? No, I just draw silly comics.

38. Does your character have a bad temper at times? She's usually slow to anger, but she can get very annoyed.

39. Does your character get depressed? She doesn’t easily go through depressive phases, which I think is what this is asking.

40. What's your character’s favorite animal? She loves rabbits; growing up, she was jealous of the local cottontails and thought they were really cute. She also really likes cats and ducks.

41. Does your character have any fears? she’s based on me (giant wimp) and also she’s a lagomorph (pretty much universal prey) so basically she is afraid of everything

42. Does your character have any weaknesses? I guess her biggest weaknesses are low self-esteem and general wimpiness.

43. Does your character look up to anyone? Not really in terms of character traits, but she admires some writers and artists.

44. Does your character like music? this question oh my god
SHE HATES MUSIC, IF YOU’RE LISTENING TO MUSIC SHE WILL PUNCH YOU

45. What's your character's favorite type of music? Her favorite genre is terrible hipster songs, but she’ll listen to anything that isn’t really loud (because she has sensitive ears and also because she’s an annoying party pooper who wants the kids to turn down that racket).

46. Is he/she impatient? Not really; she’s neurotic in general, but she’s relaxed about waiting for things. GOT 99 PROBLEMS BUT A WAIT AIN’T ONE.

47. What's something funny about your character? she's funny lookin'

48. Name 5 nicknames
Hare-chan (this is what I called her before I gave her an actual name)
Theo (basic nickname)
Bromes, Brosephine, Brophelia (Pallas calls her these, much to her chagrin)

49. Does your character curse? What the heck do you think? GOSH.

50. This test is over, what does your character have to say? “oh man this was a test? I had no idea, I probably did really badly, I’m sorry :(”