Hey, Journal. Record this plz.

I could go for a food right now. Just one tho. Maybe another if I'm feeling daring. Hold on, let me cheque my watch... Watch chequed, it turns out I am feeling daring enough, so I shall comsume a secondary food alongside the first food to satiate my need for food. That is all. Good day.
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...Holy fuck, I'm glad that's over with. These dumbasses have no idea what the fuck I'm saying and- Wait. Is it still recording?! Fucking turn off, Journal! Turn-