Hear me out, HOLD ON HOLD ON LISTEN. (okay so yes, fuckoff with the feet fetish, not that) But, barefoot scalies. Them big ol solid claws.

You can't convince me they wouldn't be the absolute best at something like Irish Step Dancing.

LOOK THAT SHIT UP YOU CAN SEE IT HAPPENING. EVEN ONE SCALIE SLAPPIN CLAWS ON WOOD FLOOR WOULD BE THE BITCHTITS.


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