kaa. but not just any kaa
ANTHRO kaa.
now, this might be a bit of a hot take, kaa's oversaturated as a hypnotist, to a degree! and let's be real, his scenes are kinda. well, child-molester-y. But DAMN, when removed from his original context and made an anthro, something about him just hits different. It allows for intimacy, but like... a different sort of intimacy, if that makes sense?

like, as an example:
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/24023955/
This design by   tacokurt just. pushes so many buttons for me. It's almost certainly the seductiveness + flexibility + loooong, long tail~

https://www.furaffinity.net/view/28772682/
And this picture, posted by   migal (art by   kotya-ra ) ticks a ton of those boxes too.

the real shame is there's almost no anthro kaa content
this must change!! please make more Anthro Kaa Content.
Please comment below if you want more Anthro Kaa Content.
This is the Anthro Kaa Content Petition, apparently.

Am I simping? yes. Am I sleep deprived? yes. Will i regret posting this later? almost certainly yes.
Do I care? naaaaah.
i'm just thirsty :P