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Midnight's Guide to getting in Her Pants
16 years ago
Commission Prices - http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/854880/ Ok, I've been getting bugged more and more about "Want to RP" "Why aren't you responding" And the such, and I've just about had it. So, I decided that I'll make a guide for anyone who really wants to RP with me about how you can get the time with me;
AMENDMENT
0) Not everyone is in the mood for sexy time when you are. Respect that. <--Applies 24/7. Believe it or not, I'm not a total whore all the time, like at 8am in the morning when I happen to be online to check my email, and so on. Some people don't seem to understand this.
- Amended by
1) Do not approach me and think that I RP with anyone. I have a busy life, and a -lot- of friends on IRC and MSN. I also have fickle moods if I want to RP at all, and even if I do 75% of the time I'll seek out people I have known for awhile first before RPing with someone new.
a) While I'm 'technically' Bi, I'm sorry but I dislike the male body in any sort of sexual fashion (Unless they're cute girly boys, then I can make exceptions ^.^). I can count the number of males I will actually RP with on one hand, and that's only due to prolonged friendship. Otherwise, only girls and herms generally get the time with me.
2) Use SENTENCES. I can forgive someone who's not fluent in English (Heck, I mess it up all the time) but I do not want to interact with people who can't be bothered to use periods and commas separating thoughts, or can't press the shift key for Nouns and beginnings of sentences. I've studied other languages, they still use punctuations and capitalization, and have some form of sentence structure, try to mimic your fluent language it if you can't grasp how English does it. It would show me that you are at least trying, and that's all I want.
a) On that note, I myself tend to write about 30-50 words on average for a post, sometimes much more or a little less but generally stick between 30-50. While I don't expect an RP partner to be at that point, at least show me that you can -try- to do it. One word/sentence replies to my 3-5 sentences will generally cause me to slowly loose interest unless I know you're trying your best.
3) While I have a GIANT list of acceptable fetishes(As seen here: http://www.f-list.net/c/katia%20rayne - F-list page for a character of mine), don't assume that I'll do anything with you. My mood for fetishes come and go because of my nature, so it's best to ask on anything in the more 'extreme' range before hand.
4) Please please please, don't go right into "Want to yiff/Fuck/You're hot!!~", this can and most often will end up causing me to tune you out, it gives me the vibe you're just looking for a sexual RP and probably won't reciprocate the quality that I uphold to. I have been wrong, but much more often then not it's a sure sign of a bad RPer.
a) If I seem to be 'ignoring' you, it's not always because I'm actually ignoring you. At some points I get 10-15 windows flashing, working on homework, browsing the internets, ect, so just keep trying to get my attention. It's easy to loose someone I just started talking to with so many distractions hitting me.
5) Try chatting with me first before attempting to 'yiff'. It's far easier to get me in the mood if you slowly talk me into it more or less, and sometimes I enjoy the foreplay far more then the actual RP. RPing a clothed sex scene is always fun ^.^.
6) Since I should have figured out a better order to these, but won't rearrange them cuz I'm lazy at this point, when giving me your description and don't have a picture, you need to give me more details then "Male wolf", that could mean -any- male wolf out there, I want details! Make me interested in your character, if they have a scar somewhere, that's interesting! What colour eyes am I going to be staring lustfully into, how big are those breasts, soft or course fur? There's so much I can play off of when given the information instead of having to guess, and this WILL show me you are at least capable of holding my attention if not more-so and give you a large advantage when attempting to get this bat's baggy pants off.
I think that will do for now... But here you go, now don't come complaining to me if you've seen this journal if I reject you. There's some reason in here for that, so work on whatever it was and try your luck another day.
AMENDMENT
0) Not everyone is in the mood for sexy time when you are. Respect that. <--Applies 24/7. Believe it or not, I'm not a total whore all the time, like at 8am in the morning when I happen to be online to check my email, and so on. Some people don't seem to understand this.
- Amended by
1) Do not approach me and think that I RP with anyone. I have a busy life, and a -lot- of friends on IRC and MSN. I also have fickle moods if I want to RP at all, and even if I do 75% of the time I'll seek out people I have known for awhile first before RPing with someone new.
a) While I'm 'technically' Bi, I'm sorry but I dislike the male body in any sort of sexual fashion (Unless they're cute girly boys, then I can make exceptions ^.^). I can count the number of males I will actually RP with on one hand, and that's only due to prolonged friendship. Otherwise, only girls and herms generally get the time with me.
2) Use SENTENCES. I can forgive someone who's not fluent in English (Heck, I mess it up all the time) but I do not want to interact with people who can't be bothered to use periods and commas separating thoughts, or can't press the shift key for Nouns and beginnings of sentences. I've studied other languages, they still use punctuations and capitalization, and have some form of sentence structure, try to mimic your fluent language it if you can't grasp how English does it. It would show me that you are at least trying, and that's all I want.
a) On that note, I myself tend to write about 30-50 words on average for a post, sometimes much more or a little less but generally stick between 30-50. While I don't expect an RP partner to be at that point, at least show me that you can -try- to do it. One word/sentence replies to my 3-5 sentences will generally cause me to slowly loose interest unless I know you're trying your best.
3) While I have a GIANT list of acceptable fetishes(As seen here: http://www.f-list.net/c/katia%20rayne - F-list page for a character of mine), don't assume that I'll do anything with you. My mood for fetishes come and go because of my nature, so it's best to ask on anything in the more 'extreme' range before hand.
4) Please please please, don't go right into "Want to yiff/Fuck/You're hot!!~", this can and most often will end up causing me to tune you out, it gives me the vibe you're just looking for a sexual RP and probably won't reciprocate the quality that I uphold to. I have been wrong, but much more often then not it's a sure sign of a bad RPer.
a) If I seem to be 'ignoring' you, it's not always because I'm actually ignoring you. At some points I get 10-15 windows flashing, working on homework, browsing the internets, ect, so just keep trying to get my attention. It's easy to loose someone I just started talking to with so many distractions hitting me.
5) Try chatting with me first before attempting to 'yiff'. It's far easier to get me in the mood if you slowly talk me into it more or less, and sometimes I enjoy the foreplay far more then the actual RP. RPing a clothed sex scene is always fun ^.^.
6) Since I should have figured out a better order to these, but won't rearrange them cuz I'm lazy at this point, when giving me your description and don't have a picture, you need to give me more details then "Male wolf", that could mean -any- male wolf out there, I want details! Make me interested in your character, if they have a scar somewhere, that's interesting! What colour eyes am I going to be staring lustfully into, how big are those breasts, soft or course fur? There's so much I can play off of when given the information instead of having to guess, and this WILL show me you are at least capable of holding my attention if not more-so and give you a large advantage when attempting to get this bat's baggy pants off.
I think that will do for now... But here you go, now don't come complaining to me if you've seen this journal if I reject you. There's some reason in here for that, so work on whatever it was and try your luck another day.
No but seriously I know what you mean. Sometimes I get the whole "Mm someone just hit my aim that I dont know annn yep.. they are already dry humping my leg." annoyed feeling your talking about. As someone who does like stumbling across gems that know how to properly talk with someone I do hope it works out for you though!
Never in the mood and you seek our your faves before I am even on the possible to consider list so :/ It sounds bad but that's just IRC.. ...
Anywho enjoy..being middy bat as always hope to hear more from you. n.n
~Nara ;P
I know your pain hon. And to be honest, I find this to be useful:
0) Not everyone is in the mood for sexy time when you are. Respect that. <--Applies 24/7. Believe it or not, I'm not a total whore all the time, like at 8am in the morning when I happen to be online to check my email, and so on. Some people don't seem to understand this.
Also, unf unf.
*winks*
...though granted these days such a guide for myself would be "1. You don't. THE END"
And you aren't helping your case at all hon, when I -do- reply to you when you start talking to me, you almost always start shoving your cock in my face begging to be sucked or fucked. When you do that -most- of the time what am I to think? That all you want to talk to me about is sex rps to get you off.
I do not engage in idle conversation because I find my life terribly boring and don't think anyone would be interested in it at all. Everyday is the same, it never changes, so why chat about it pointlessly? If you have something you want to discuss with me, life, sciences, religion, whatever you have to engage me first. I have no clue what you'd find as an interesting discussion, and me as a person won't start something up unless I know it has a point to it all.
If you can't handle the way I am, I would suggest un-watching me and moving on hon, it may be the best.
On some level, I will always consider you a friend. and I enjoyed the past we had.
I'll talk at you on IRC sometime.
P.S. I don't watch you, and never have. I check your page occasionally though.