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"If I was a" meme
16 years ago
Created by 
slug
Took'd from
gasmaskangel
1. Kitchen appliance - Electric juicer or meat grinder
2. Salty snack - Pizza-flavored Goldfish
3. Body part - Middle finger
4. Farm animal - Dog
5. Planet in our solar system - "Pluto. I know I know it's not technically a planet, but it makes sense. I hover on the outskirts of the fandom, small and peripheral, noticed only by the people who seek out weirdness."- GMA
6. Internet meme - OVAR 9000!!!!1!11!!1
7. Spice or herb - Chili powder or cinnamon
8. Thing that starts with M - "Motherfucker."-GMA
9. Article of clothing - Psychedelic hoodie
10. Pudding flavor - Butterscotch
11. Natural disaster - "Asteroids crashing into the polar ice caps, melting them instantly, seconds after the environmentalist have gotten their way." -GMA (Can't help it, he speaks my mind)
12. Color - Any cool color, coffee/cream mix.
13. Lawn ornament - Cerub pissing into a fountain. This shit exists.
14. Type of building - Haunted Walmart
15. Flammable substance - Copper Thermite or Lithium Oxide... Or maybe hairspray.
16. Something in a lunchbox - The other half of the worm in your apple.
17. Sea creature - Orca, mako shark or blue-ringed octopus.
18. Geometric shape - Parallelogram
19. Time of day - Night
20. Electronic device - Shock collar
21. Reason for being late - Sorry I'm late, but I wasn't on time!
22. Vegetable - Carrot. Oh yes. That kind.
23. Element - FIAR!!! BURN, BABY- oh, are we still doing this?
24. Dessert - "Baked Alaska. Yes I did chose that just because it's on fire."
25. Historical event - The Holocaust
26. Two-digit number - 16 or 66
27. Character in The Wizard of Oz - Bitch, I AM the Wizard of Oz.
28. Item in a freezer - 12-inch dick in a pickle jar.
29. Torture device - Everything I draw/sing. AHAHAHA- oh, seriously? Uh, that would be the Glasgow Smile and Scold's bridle.
30. Disease - "Flesh eating virus crossed with the t-virus."
31. Something on the floor of a movie theater - "Broken teeth cemented onto the floor with a combination of semen and lady spunk."
32. Mexican dish - Anything that gives you an excruciating case of red-ass.
33. Something slimy - Your mom.
34. FA emoticon - B33R!!
35. Sandwich - The best sandwich ever. Pepperoni and ranch on wheat.
slugTook'd from
gasmaskangel1. Kitchen appliance - Electric juicer or meat grinder
2. Salty snack - Pizza-flavored Goldfish
3. Body part - Middle finger
4. Farm animal - Dog
5. Planet in our solar system - "Pluto. I know I know it's not technically a planet, but it makes sense. I hover on the outskirts of the fandom, small and peripheral, noticed only by the people who seek out weirdness."- GMA
6. Internet meme - OVAR 9000!!!!1!11!!1
7. Spice or herb - Chili powder or cinnamon
8. Thing that starts with M - "Motherfucker."-GMA
9. Article of clothing - Psychedelic hoodie
10. Pudding flavor - Butterscotch
11. Natural disaster - "Asteroids crashing into the polar ice caps, melting them instantly, seconds after the environmentalist have gotten their way." -GMA (Can't help it, he speaks my mind)
12. Color - Any cool color, coffee/cream mix.
13. Lawn ornament - Cerub pissing into a fountain. This shit exists.
14. Type of building - Haunted Walmart
15. Flammable substance - Copper Thermite or Lithium Oxide... Or maybe hairspray.
16. Something in a lunchbox - The other half of the worm in your apple.
17. Sea creature - Orca, mako shark or blue-ringed octopus.
18. Geometric shape - Parallelogram
19. Time of day - Night
20. Electronic device - Shock collar
21. Reason for being late - Sorry I'm late, but I wasn't on time!
22. Vegetable - Carrot. Oh yes. That kind.
23. Element - FIAR!!! BURN, BABY- oh, are we still doing this?
24. Dessert - "Baked Alaska. Yes I did chose that just because it's on fire."
25. Historical event - The Holocaust
26. Two-digit number - 16 or 66
27. Character in The Wizard of Oz - Bitch, I AM the Wizard of Oz.
28. Item in a freezer - 12-inch dick in a pickle jar.
29. Torture device - Everything I draw/sing. AHAHAHA- oh, seriously? Uh, that would be the Glasgow Smile and Scold's bridle.
30. Disease - "Flesh eating virus crossed with the t-virus."
31. Something on the floor of a movie theater - "Broken teeth cemented onto the floor with a combination of semen and lady spunk."
32. Mexican dish - Anything that gives you an excruciating case of red-ass.
33. Something slimy - Your mom.
34. FA emoticon - B33R!!
35. Sandwich - The best sandwich ever. Pepperoni and ranch on wheat.
Springdragon
~springdragon
I'm not even going to ask.
Soein
~soein
OP
Do it. You know you want to.
Springdragon
~springdragon
I do. The problem is I'm pretty sure I don't want to hear the answer.
Soein
~soein
OP
Probably not. But ask anyway. It beckons you. The greatest questions often go unasked.
