Its my yearly tradition
to show all of you what you'll have been missing
a new quest or heck even a suicide mission
Yes you claim to be a hero but really that your a loser by omission
Now here is my ticket for your admission
to the best time of the year edition
Kinkmas is here
Spread your holiday fear
put on your high stockings
try not to tear
Toss your arms in the air
Offer no resistance
The King is back
They say love grows so much faster from a distance
Now I welcome you all back
to my open wide arms
There no escape from my love
THERE NEVER WAS


~ Sinfully Mine
Your Royal Highness the Hopping Mad King Basil