Stoled from the source.

"If I was a/an ______ I'd be..."

1. Kitchen appliance - Blender
2. Salty snack - Roasted Peanuts
3. Body part - Arm
4. Farm animal - Cat (They live on farms fuck you)
5. Planet in our solar system - Neptune
6. Internet meme - John Freeman
7. Spice or herb - Herb (Golden Sun joke)
8. Thing that starts with M - Molten lava
9. Article of clothing - Tie
10. Pudding flavor - Chocolate
11. Natural disaster - Tornado
12. Color - PURPLE
13. Lawn ornament - Lawn flamingo
14. Type of building - Port-a-potty
15. Flammable substance - Hair
16. Something in a lunchbox - Cheese Nips
17. Sea creature - Nautilus
18. Geometric shape - Polygon
19. Time of day - Dusk
20. Electronic device - Walkie Talkie
21. Reason for being late - Abducted by aliens.
22. Vegetable - sweet peas
23. Element - Beryllium
24. Dessert - Gooey Peanut Butter Cake
25. Historical event - 2nd Atomic Bomb drop (Happened 45 years to the day on my B-day anyway)
26. Two-digit number - 27
27. Character in The Wizard of Oz - A flying monkey
28. Item in a freezer - Apple (Yeah, I have one there)
29. Torture device - Wire
30. Disease - Chalmydia
31. Something on the floor of a movie theater - an earring
32. Mexican dish - Chalupa
33. Something slimy - Hagfish
34. FA emoticon -
35. Sandwich - Tuna fish sammich with cheddar cheese melted on it.